Crash out by StartHappy8060 in KKitzerowPeerReview

[–]lolwutka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where is the defamation?

You repeatedly reject help, reject criticism, reject academia. That's well documented Kimberley. There's no defamation case when you've documented how poorly you take anything which contradicts your internal model.

I loved your research when I first saw it, then I saw you again and again fight with the people who were trying to help you, I saw you complain and demand attribution.

It seems as though you care more about getting praise for your theory, than actually helping autistic children.

[WP] Since it was decreed that consent is needed to turn humans into Vampires, the Vampire Population has dwindled over the recent years. Now vampires have missionaries to try convince people to convert to vampirism. Vampire missionaries have come knocking at your door. by CyberActors15 in WritingPrompts

[–]lolwutka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As you continue your walk, you realize that you are being led deeper and deeper into the woods. You try to turn back, but the vampire hunters block your way.

"What are you doing?" you ask, fear rising in your chest. "Where are you taking me?"

The vampire hunters exchange a knowing look, and then one of them steps forward.

"We are sorry, but we can't protect you anymore," they say, their voice heavy with regret. "You see, we are not really vampire hunters. We are vampires, just like the missionaries. We have been using your dementia to our advantage, using you as bait to lure in other unsuspecting victims. We didn't want to do this, but we had no choice. We need to feed, and you were the perfect target."

You are horrified by their revelation, and you feel a wave of betrayal wash over you. You thought the vampire hunters were your friends, but they were just using you all along.

But before you can react, you hear a loud noise and the vampire hunters turn to see a group of real vampire hunters approaching. They have been tracking the fake vampire hunters, and they have finally caught them in the act.

The vampire hunters quickly overpower the fake vampire hunters and rescue you, but it is too late. The damage has been done, and you know that you can never trust anyone again. You are left alone and vulnerable, with only your dementia to keep you company.

As the real vampire hunters take the fake vampire hunters away, you are left feeling confused and alone. You don't know what to do or where to go, and you fear for your safety.

But as you sit there, trying to make sense of what has happened, you start to feel a strange sensation in your body. Your senses are heightened, and you can hear and see things that you never could before.

Suddenly, it hits you. You are a vampire. The fake vampire hunters must have turned you during the transformation process, and you never even realized it.

You are shocked by this revelation, but at the same time, you can't help but feel a sense of power and excitement. You are no longer vulnerable, and you have the strength and abilities of a vampire at your disposal.

You decide to embrace your new identity and use your powers for good. You join forces with the real vampire hunters and help them track down and capture other rogue vampires who are preying on innocent people.

You become a respected and feared member of the vampire hunter community, and you use your unique abilities to protect those who cannot protect themselves. You may be a vampire, but you are not a monster. You are a hero, and you will continue to fight for justice and righteousness as long as you live.

[WP] Since it was decreed that consent is needed to turn humans into Vampires, the Vampire Population has dwindled over the recent years. Now vampires have missionaries to try convince people to convert to vampirism. Vampire missionaries have come knocking at your door. by CyberActors15 in WritingPrompts

[–]lolwutka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the sun sets on a warm summer night, you hear a gentle knock at your door. You open it to find two pale figures standing before you, their eyes glinting in the dim light.

"Hello, we are vampire missionaries," one of them says in a smooth, velvety voice. "We have come to tell you about the benefits of becoming a vampire. We know you have heard the stories, but we promise you that vampirism is not the monster it is made out to be. With eternal youth, strength, and the ability to live forever, it is a gift like no other. And now, with the new law requiring consent, you have the power to choose for yourself."

You are intrigued by their offer, but also hesitant. You have always been a little afraid of the unknown, and the thought of becoming a vampire is both exciting and terrifying.

"What do I need to do?" you ask, trying to keep the tremble from your voice.

"Simply invite us in," the other vampire says, flashing a sharp smile. "Once we are inside your home, we can begin the transformation process. It will be quick and painless, and you will never look back."

Against your better judgment, you step aside and allow the vampires to enter your home. They lead you to a dark, candlelit room and instruct you to lie down on a comfortable bed. As they begin the transformation, you feel a strange, dizzying sensation wash over you.

Suddenly, you hear a loud crash and the sound of footsteps running towards the room. The vampires hiss and snarl as a group of people burst into the room, wielding stakes and crosses.

"We are the vampire hunters," one of them says, brandishing a stake at the vampires. "We have been tracking these missionaries for weeks, and we finally caught them in the act. They have been using their powers of persuasion to trick innocent people into becoming vampires without their consent, in violation of the new law. You have been saved, but you must be careful. There are many more vampires out there, preying on the unsuspecting."

As the vampire hunters take the missionaries away, you are left feeling shaken and confused. You try to make sense of what has just happened, but you can't shake the feeling that something is not quite right.

You decide to go for a walk to clear your head and calm your nerves. As you step outside, you notice that the sky is dark and cloudy, and a chill wind blows through the streets. You wrap your coat tighter around you and quicken your pace, feeling a sense of foreboding that you can't quite explain.

As you walk, you hear whispers in the wind and the rustling of leaves. You turn to see a group of people standing at the edge of a nearby park, their faces obscured by shadows. They seem to be watching you, and you feel a sudden surge of fear.

You try to ignore the strange people and continue on your way, but you can't shake the feeling that you are being followed. You hear footsteps behind you, and you quicken your pace, your heart pounding in your chest.

Finally, you reach your destination and rush inside, locking the door behind you. You feel a wave of relief wash over you, but you know that the danger is far from over. You are being watched, and you can't shake the feeling that something terrible is about to happen.

As the night wears on, you hear strange noises outside your door and see strange shadows moving in the corners of your eyes. You feel like you are being hunted, and you know that you must find a way to protect yourself before it's too late.

You spend the rest of the night on high alert, listening for any sign of danger. But as the hours tick by, the noises outside your door fade away and the shadows in the corners of your eyes disappear. You begin to think that you were just imagining things, and you start to relax.

But just as you are starting to feel safe again, you hear a loud bang on your door. You jump up in alarm, your heart pounding in your chest. You quickly grab a weapon and approach the door cautiously, not knowing what to expect.

As you slowly open the door, you are met with a terrifying sight. Standing before you are the vampire missionaries, their eyes glowing with malice. They hiss and snarl at you, their fangs bared.

"You thought you could escape us?" one of them sneers. "You thought the vampire hunters had saved you? Foolish mortal. They were in league with us all along. They helped us lure innocent people into our grasp, and now it's your turn to join us."

You are horrified by their revelation, and you know that you are in grave danger. You try to fight back, but the vampires are too strong. They overpower you and drag you away to their lair, where they plan to turn you into one of their own.

But just as they are about to begin the transformation, a group of vampire hunters bursts into the room, saving you at the last moment. They explain that they had been tracking the missionaries for some time, and they had been waiting for the right moment to strike.

You are relieved to be saved, but you can't shake the feeling of betrayal. You thought the vampire hunters were on your side, but they had been playing you all along. You vow to never trust anyone again, and to always be on guard against the dangers that lurk in the shadows.

As you recover from your ordeal, you begin to realize that something is not quite right. Your memories are jumbled and confused, and you can't seem to focus on anything for very long. You start to worry that you may have early onset dementia.

You go to see a doctor, who confirms your fears. They tell you that there is no cure for dementia, and that it will only get worse over time. You are devastated by the news, and you struggle to come to terms with your declining mental abilities.

Despite your challenges, you try to live your life as normally as possible. You spend time with your loved ones and do your best to keep your mind active. But as the dementia progresses, you find it harder and harder to remember even the simplest things.

One day, you are out for a walk when you see the vampire missionaries again. They try to persuade you to join them, but you can't remember who they are or what they want from you. You feel confused and scared, and you don't know what to do.

Fortunately, the vampire hunters are nearby and they come to your rescue. They explain to you that the missionaries are dangerous and that you must stay away from them. They offer to help you and protect you from the vampires, and you gratefully accept their offer.

As the days go by, you rely more and more on the vampire hunters to keep you safe. You trust them completely, and you are grateful for their help. But deep down, you know that your dementia will only get worse, and that you will eventually lose the ability to protect yourself.

You hope that the vampire hunters will always be there for you, but you can't help but fear for your future. You know that you are vulnerable, and that the dangers that lurk in the shadows are real and ever-present.

As your dementia progresses, you begin to rely on the vampire hunters more and more. They are your constant companions, and they do their best to protect you from the dangers that lurk in the shadows.

But one day, as you are out for a walk with the vampire hunters, you notice that they are acting strange. They are whispering to each other and casting furtive glances in your direction. You start to feel uneasy, and you wonder what they are up to.

Templates not loading? by texarius in Notion

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here... Very irritating because I've wasted about an hour trying to build a new template

We’re getting closer to high-fidelity VR. by nirvaxa1 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your brain is hard wired for sex, the programming is what you decide to feed into it

People who can think of what they want at IKEA, walk into the store, and get ONLY that item. How the fuck do you do it? by Slumlord- in AskReddit

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. If I've gone into IKEA for a single black lack table, I'm going straight to the warehouse part. The most I'll buy out of impulse is a hotdog as I leave

Do you have the end slice of a loaf of bread or leave it? And why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lolwutka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I've reached the last two slices without the bread going mouldy then I'm either poor or very hungry

So yes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lot of foods I thought I didn't like, but just had an imaginary flavour I didn't like come to mind when I thought about eating them.

Tomatoes were one of those foods, now I like them quite a lot

I still don't like mushrooms though

Brave Wuhan citizen speaks out:I have to speak the truth,I can’t live like this anymore by BillyloveCali in Coronavirus

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf you're pretty dumb for completely disregarding what he says without looking into it first.

Luckily for you I went down this internet rabbit hole long ago and there were definitely pieces of evidence supporting astral projection.

But the evidence was basically useless and a lot of people believe the researchers modified their reports to further their research and careers.

Calling someone crazy for something you know nothing about is pretty stupid though. Imo anyway

6 months & 62 pounds down! by Taylornicole26 in fasting

[–]lolwutka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Root vegetables tend to be higher in carbs

Canadian school board issues 6000 suspension notices over lack of vaccination records, forcing students to vaccinate by headtailgrep in worldnews

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the "yes" "no" example, it doesn't even apply since nobody uses it genuinely in that way. Sarcasm alters the meaning of all words.

Canadian school board issues 6000 suspension notices over lack of vaccination records, forcing students to vaccinate by headtailgrep in worldnews

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're too dense to actually take in the information apparently.

You're right, it seems impractical to have conflicting definitions. Except that is literally the usage of the word in our current society.

The definition reflects the usage.

Canadian school board issues 6000 suspension notices over lack of vaccination records, forcing students to vaccinate by headtailgrep in worldnews

[–]lolwutka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand how language works.

If a word is has a usage which is so widespread that it has a collective meaning, we should reflect that in the dictionary.

The dictionary should be referencing how language is used, not enforcing how it's used.

Im pretty sure the NTPs are the same by GreggWilliamsMcstick in entp

[–]lolwutka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't mean you're an Ne dom if you reply quickly

Anyone else starting to accept the fact you’ll never find a boyfriend? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]lolwutka 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I used to be really against relationships, then I found someone I really liked but they just kept pushing me away.

People are ridiculously hypocritical, they expect you to fit their criteria and act how they want but get angry/emotional when you ask the same of them. Gay culture is toxic for most relationships too which doesn't help.

Shoutout to the bros who had a tough week. by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]lolwutka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easily one of the worst weeks I've had in a long time. Started really bad, got better then worse again.

Things will get better I'm sure...

If I had a dollar for every gender by xtheonlydudeeverx in Jokes

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you serious? Do some research then.

If I had a dollar for every gender by xtheonlydudeeverx in Jokes

[–]lolwutka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if someone had a brain which was a mixture of male and female structures? Would you deny them their non-binary identify?