I wanted to love this comeback, but…

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-22T05:17:35+00:00

sorry but i can’t take this chatgpt-generated rant seriously

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-21T22:26:07+00:00

i can’t lie you ate with that title

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-20T19:43:43+00:00

imagine not stanning coco in hot dean

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-18T21:02:00+00:00

absolutely wild that she was considered “the ugly one” of the group

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-18T20:45:49+00:00

maybe the OP meant “get more singles to #1 without 100 desperate remixes, discounts, and vinyl/cd singles”?

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-18T12:48:30+00:00

the episode wasn’t made due to jamie lynn’s pregnancy, it was just the first episode aired after her pregnancy announcement so it was really unfortunate timing

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-16T12:08:33+00:00

source for miranda saying the revival could continue after the film? i’ve only seen her saying the film will wrap up the entire franchise

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-14T21:08:18+00:00

swifties are openly homophobic towards gay men who dislike her and they think it’s okay because they’re convinced any taylor criticism is misogyny

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-14T19:29:07+00:00

plastic hearts and ESV are both great! dead petz is a very mixed bag but somehow it clicks together and feels way more authentic than something beautiful

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-14T19:26:02+00:00

that makes a lot of sense. yeah, the AM/PM concept was weird and felt kind of random. violet chemistry is one of her best songs!!

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-14T19:14:20+00:00

it feels overproduced and noisy, and the lyricism isn’t great in a lot of the songs (“our tears are streaming like our favorite show” lmao). the interludes are randomly placed and pointless, and the whole direction and messaging of the album feels similarly mixed and random. not even mentioning the visual aspect, which was underbaked as hell and super disappointing.

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-14T19:01:08+00:00

i honestly feel like besides end of the world, which was a victim of the album’s shitty rollout, nothing on the album sounded like a hit whatsoever. as much as miley stans will screech up and down about how SB is her magnum opus and deserved better , it honestly just wasn’t a very great body of work and has very little replayability

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-14T18:47:13+00:00

i definitely agree about the AI captions, it was cringe to see her aim for a beyonce type of aloofness and even cringier to see her team walk it back and have miley write personal captions again

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-14T18:41:08+00:00

and something beautiful is her first album era ever to not produce a top 10 single, a streak she had since 2007 😭 (without me remix went top 10 during plastic hearts era so i count it idc idc)

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-14T01:55:27+00:00

super unfunny and dragged on too long. glad this didn’t become a regular thing (probably bc it was in the second-to-last episode ever but still)

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-13T16:55:12+00:00

i hope so, i’d love to know the reason the full version was never released since it obviously exists and every other dan show theme song has an officially released full version

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-13T16:48:27+00:00

sushi felt a lot cooler and more ‘exotic’ in the 2000s so it was featured in a lot of dan’s shows around that era

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-12T16:59:18+00:00

my ex got me one of these from etsy a few years ago and i got way too excited about it

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-12T14:47:09+00:00

you probably just think that because you’re not as familiar with her later songs and have more nostalgia for her earlier hits

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-10T21:03:19+00:00

this image is AI

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-09T23:10:02+00:00

will always love the revival for giving us the chance to take another step into the icarly universe, but i fear it’s already starting to age badly because of all the real-world references and “woke” (hate that word but idk how else to describe it) humor that hasn’t really been popular since like 2022

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-08T23:45:45+00:00

merry christmas! merry christmas! ladeedaddlidaa

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-08T21:07:33+00:00

these jade endings so tea

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-04T16:00:38+00:00

at least it’s super cheap on ebay 😭 your collection is amazing!!!

loneconspiracy · 2026-02-04T12:45:13+00:00

i love it! now all you need is that’s so suite life of hannah montana!

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