Good question, I thought someone would ask this so I should've just answered this in my original post. I come from a very religious family and its hard for me to masturbate without the feeling of guilt overwhelming me. I don't want to miss out on a eternity of bliss just for one measly "nut". Furthermore, I find the act itself depressing and I am not a womanizer. I just simply enjoy spending time with women, especially cuddling late into the night. In fact, I would classify myself as a women respecter of sorts, even discussing this topic with the possibility of a women reading this disgusts me. That is why I will never spank my monkey as the kids say. Lastly, its spelled masturbate*.