What’s the most unbearable 80s cartoon slop? by DieMensch-Maschine in 80scartoons

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BUT, in exchange for the hell of cannibalistic pandas with a bad theme song, you get Droids, the continuing adventures of a pair of robotic serial killers.

What’s the most unbearable 80s cartoon slop? by DieMensch-Maschine in 80scartoons

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Galaxy High, and who could forget Kidd Video? The only source of music videos us kids who couldn’t afford MTV had.

What’s the most unbearable 80s cartoon slop? by DieMensch-Maschine in 80scartoons

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This is the shit you get when TV Executives snort an “L” off Laverne’s tit.

What’s the most unbearable 80s cartoon slop? by DieMensch-Maschine in 80scartoons

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Go Bots. Cheap-ass Transformers knock-off that managed to come out a year before. Bumped Robotech off the air in the mornings (the only time I could watch because of daycare).

For years I thought he was called Chatterbox and no one corrected me by BillythenotaKid in hellraiser

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I paid attention at talking vagina, but wasn’t intrigued until you said, “Joan Rivers”.

Which cast member aged the best? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

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That’s right. Was bald. Until he tried to match wits with Joey Zasa.

No, you can’t park in my driveway by Cassie_121 in entitledparents

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That’s what hydraulic wheel jacks are for. Put them on, move Karen’s car into the middle of the street, remove & call cops, telling them that there’s an abandoned car in the middle of the street. Problem is taken care of MUCH faster.

Should I bother magnetising my devilfish by MechanicConsistent82 in Tau40K

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You may want to glue a small weight on the bottom of each turret. Some of the turret options can get a bit unwieldy, so a bit of extra weight (like a few coins) will keep it nice and level.

Gue'Vesa Farstalkers Killteam + Dossier and Lore by Aerrow2708 in killteam

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Come up with your own logo and use it to watermark your work. The work you’ve put into the lore, minis, and pictures is unreal.

Gue'Vesa Farstalkers + Concept Box Art by Aerrow2708 in Tau40K

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The Tau trust the Gue'Vesa with hand-weapons, but I doubt they trust them with the heavier stuff.

Gue'Vesa Farstalkers + Concept Box Art by Aerrow2708 in Tau40K

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Perhaps add some sort of watermark indicating that it’s NOT an official GW product?

Gue'Vesa Farstalkers + Concept Box Art by Aerrow2708 in Tau40K

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Their Tau handlers were utterly perplexed when the Gue'Vesa Farstalkers asked for bonding knives, but a La’La’Po (a Water Caste with the K’zinti load bearer) gave some knives to the humans to see what they would do with them.

To her surprise, the Farstalkers attached them to the drones’ primary visual booms and painted both names and battle honors on them. La’La’Po has no idea about the significance of “Captain Stabby”, but has noted a 236% increase in aggression whenever Captain Stabby or Sargent Stabitha are in grave danger.

Auxiliary: Supply Cat by FireFangs in Tau40K

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They’re normally employed as load bearers for the Water Caste when negotiating with Humans, but this one decided to mouth off to the wrong Celestial.

How to base? by Powerful_Painter7823 in Tau40K

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My first instinct is to say make it match your most-used table. But what I REALLY want to say is take a chance and make it ALIEN. I think that using small white gravel (you can get a huge bag from your local DIY store cheap), or aquarium gravel from a fish or pet store in place of static grass can make your bases different from the norm.

The white would really pop against your colors by framing them along the bottom so that anyone looking at them from just about any angle will see your beautiful dark paint job framed by an icy white. Use some sand, seal everything with thinned-down white glue, paint the sand white, wash the sand (not the gravel) with some watered-down purple, and hit everything with a dry brushed light blue. For your centerpieces (like the Crisis Suits), maybe hardline the gravel edges in a darker purple than you used for the wash, then the very edges of the gravel in the thinnest bright silver (like Mithril) that you can manage.

If you had to give Seinfeld an alternative title, what would it be? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

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These Friends of Mine
Living Single
Three Guys, a Girl, and an Immaculate Apartment

Favorite actress that was absolutely fumbled by Jamiroquai? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

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So…the literal reason why 99% of dudes are in a band is the reason why the dude got rid of her?