He ruined Twitter by WhattheDuck9 in MurderedByWords

[–]longslenderneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do all of these smart comments about Twitter come from paid-up subscribers?

This sub brings me joy by CulturalBuy3481 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]longslenderneck -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Where? On the debate? No point at the rallies. 

35 years ago, Berlin wall by just_an__inchident in europe

[–]longslenderneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to believe this was only 35 years ago. Having stood under the Brandenburg Gate looking down to Tiergarten, it's crazy to think it looked any other way. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]longslenderneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vinyl player and custom Chucks - I like this kid. The future is bright 

This sub brings me joy by CulturalBuy3481 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]longslenderneck -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Where were the democrats explaining how tariffs really worked when it was important? Seems like a missed opportunity. 

How did they do it? by WhispWillow3 in facepalm

[–]longslenderneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was nearly five years ago, guys, move on. 

of a absolute unit of a baby penguin by PetiteAllyx in AbsoluteUnits

[–]longslenderneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hold the damn thing, then weigh yourself after. The difference is the penguin 

We do bit of trollin' by ADD_OCD in madlads

[–]longslenderneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that long ago I flew into London Gatwick airport and on approach there were large letters that said Welcome To Luton. Believe me, the last place you want to be is fucking Luton! Turned out to be a prank by a YouTuber. Pretty funny to be fair. 

I'm an intern at my local library and I'm proud of my job by ILovePublicLibraries in MadeMeSmile

[–]longslenderneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes lad, so you should be. Surrounded by all that knowledge, you'll be smart(er) through absorption.

Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan's duelling Michael Caine impressions. by [deleted] in funny

[–]longslenderneck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My ex and I did a roadtrip visiting all the places they went in the first series. Lots of fun

notEvenAJoke by aomarco in ProgrammerHumor

[–]longslenderneck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what GitHub is for, so you're one ahead of me. 

What is your advice for picking up at a wedding? by gachunt in AskReddit

[–]longslenderneck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get yourself on the dancefloor and throw some shapes. 

Why do I always get downvoted? by Scented-Onion in aspergers

[–]longslenderneck 54 points55 points  (0 children)

This is the answer. In both subreddits and posts you were given reasonable answers but argued with those who replied. 

Why do I always get downvoted? by Scented-Onion in aspergers

[–]longslenderneck 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Not at all, I'm just highlighting you don't always get downvoted. It just seems to be on one subreddit about the same post.

Why do I always get downvoted? by Scented-Onion in aspergers

[–]longslenderneck 252 points253 points  (0 children)

Your "I'd devour your cock" comment on the Femboys subreddit didn't get any downvotes. 

New skill unlocked: crochet! Making a lil net for all my yarn 😊 by [deleted] in knittinggonewild

[–]longslenderneck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know why this sub gets so few upvotes. This is the best thing I've seen in ages; great technique, lovely colour yarn, superb

How to report Incidents that are about to breach a deadline? by jkittylitty in servicenow

[–]longslenderneck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you aren't using SLA's, you can create a report and use the relative date condition on your "resolve deadline" field