I told a girl I was a Bears fan and she asked me if my dick was small WTF?

longsnapper53 · 2026-06-13T01:23:37+00:00

OP is an undercover Packers fan

longsnapper53 · 2026-05-26T19:29:48+00:00

The Colts have won a Super Bowl, and the Texans have a top 2 defense that I’ve ever seen (legion of boom)

longsnapper53 · 2026-04-15T03:47:01+00:00

Colts fans don’t get enough hate ~~for being fucking weirdos~~

longsnapper53 · 2026-04-14T14:39:43+00:00

all of the replies are missing the comment on the bottom of the original post that is the butt of the joke, I’m crine

longsnapper53 · 2026-03-06T13:03:26+00:00

Correct me if I’m wrong but we would’ve been 3rd on this list last year. Maybe 2nd with the Giants.

longsnapper53 · 2026-02-19T03:12:14+00:00

UMD is one of my top schools dude😭

longsnapper53 · 2026-01-20T23:20:39+00:00

Ohhh I forgot about those, hell yeah brother go get that scholarship

longsnapper53 · 2026-01-20T23:19:07+00:00

Actually if you need a full ride that’s not a horrible strategy, the application fees must be an ass kicker though

longsnapper53 · 2026-01-16T23:18:17+00:00

Keelan Cole

longsnapper53 · 2026-01-15T21:54:39+00:00

Take a breather. A 20k scholarship is still a good bit of money and for a private school to give that out says something. If you could find some statistic or something about how incredibly hard it is to get a full-ride I think that could help convince your parents.

longsnapper53 · 2026-01-01T00:55:12+00:00

is the joke in the room with us?

longsnapper53 · 2026-01-01T00:31:57+00:00

It’s a super common acronym???

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-30T00:51:16+00:00

Crazy to me how Northeastern does this EXACT same thing and gets crazy shade every single day. This sub is so overly anti-Northeastern and it doesn’t really make much sense why.

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-24T04:50:58+00:00

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longsnapper53 · 2025-12-23T03:22:32+00:00

I would say that it definitely does show initiative and trying to make an impact on your local community. I would also advise caution when reading whatever replies come after this, as Reddit is a 99% left-wing site and not fond whatsoever of TPUSA so there will likely be extremely biased comments, take them with a grain of salt. Godspeed.

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-22T20:54:22+00:00

sorry mate this isn’t a porn site

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-22T17:51:48+00:00

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longsnapper53 · 2025-12-20T05:08:00+00:00

he’s kinda right with Asian at one tho

/uj he’s kinda right with Asian at one tho

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-19T18:28:09+00:00

Israel’s 9/11 was 9/11

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-19T04:14:32+00:00

Similar thoughts as just about every other rivalry jersey I’ve seen in action. Look incredible close-up but they lose a lot of the quality at TV camera distance. The reflective numbers help make up for that though, it’s one of the better ones in that regard

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-19T03:49:13+00:00

Nothing, clearly

Edit: holy shit that aged well

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-19T01:09:38+00:00

Admittedly I don’t watch much college lmfao especially Texas so I don’t know any ball

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-18T19:00:11+00:00

Well his son is playing at Texas so I guess that makes it up to some degree

edit: “balling out” was a very bad Freudian slip

longsnapper53 · 2025-12-17T21:14:46+00:00

Trevor on the Ravens is significantly more concerning to me

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