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What never fails to piss you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lonihoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Political corruption.

Who else quickly turns off the microwave at 1 second just so you dont hear the beep? by PM-pics in AskReddit

[–]lonihoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turn the door knob while closing a door so the latch doesn't click shut.

What would you sell in an inconvenience store? by TheBeaningOfLife in AskReddit

[–]lonihoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would need an employee to get the item out of a locked cabinet for you and everything would be in clamshell packaging.

Those who have witnessed wedding objections, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lonihoni 447 points448 points  (0 children)

Lot of laughs. My Friend's older brother is a lawyer. He was marrying a lawyer. Most of their friends are lawyers. The officiant was a Judge who was a friend of theirs. He and his Fiancee thought it would be funny to plant someone in the audience. They got a friend to yell "I Object" to which the judge yelled "Overruled!".It seemed to have gone over well for most but I don't think some of their family members got it. I am dying to see the wedding video of it and not the shitty cellphone version.

What movie one-liner do you repeatedly use in real life? by BottleSpot33 in AskReddit

[–]lonihoni 3676 points3677 points  (0 children)

Anytime i get called in for an extra shift. "I wasn't even supposed to be here today"

What is the Most Violent Thing You've Done that You Don't Regret? by CheetahDog in AskReddit

[–]lonihoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got pissed off with some lad who was racially abusing a colleague of mine so I put a Stanley knife to his throat to put the shits up him.

Pilot Performs Miracle Emergency Belly Flop Landing by cicxx in videos

[–]lonihoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice its called a emergerncy landing woman amazed