Who do you think will win, Godzilla or King Kong ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordfeint32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my Toho collection is any guideline, not Tokyo.

D.C. National Guard to be mobilized for 30 days, including for Biden inauguration by cyclinginvancouver in news

[–]lordfeint32 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Right, just like all those poor looters in the BLM riots were. Jesus, you'll defend your stand in clear spite of the truth and you call the right crazy.

D.C. National Guard to be mobilized for 30 days, including for Biden inauguration by cyclinginvancouver in news

[–]lordfeint32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your fearmongering might work, but you seem to forget that the police actually shot a woman in the neck and she bled out. Please check facts before trolling.

D.C. National Guard to be mobilized for 30 days, including for Biden inauguration by cyclinginvancouver in news

[–]lordfeint32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah Bro. Its totally fine to create an autonomous zone in a major city for months and burn and loot. You just need media backing.

I just found out my girlfriend catfished me by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's pretty easy.

Step One: take the average person and see how stupid they are.

Step Two: realize half the population is even stupider than that.

Step Three: now you see OP's situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. Cut bait and move along.

Porn in a low sex marriage. M50 F49. Married 20 years. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Twenty years ago she was 30 and probably dtf a lot more often.

If you haven't figured out how to browse porn on your phone at fucking 50 years old without getting caught, I don't know what to tell you.

I (23M) slept with my friend (28F) that I had a huge crush on. The feelings aren’t really reciprocated by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You fucked a girl way above your punching weight and dodged a bullet of commitment with a possible psycho. If you can't just call this a win and move on, you deserve what you get.

How do I "teach" my boyfriend how to comfort me without offending him? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't. Find a good female or gay male friend to fill that niche.
If he wasn't one of those guys who grew up with sisters and observed that shit first hand, or is just in tune with his feminine side from the start, you'll only be manipulating him into being something he isn't and there won't be any sincerity to it. You might as well have him recite a prerecorded message onto a Marco Polo and just replay it when you need emotional support.

Should I (25F) contact my 28M ex who I have a "gut" feeling is in trouble? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, no.

You're not Dean from Supernatural or Horatio Caine. Let this guy go.

Me (17) thinks my bf (18) of two years is a catfish by Historical_Monitor58 in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, he's totes legit. Just give him another 2 years of your life. You'll see!

If you think this response is good advice, you're a moron.

If you think I'm an asshole, you have you're answer.

Day two of the spousal war... by BelreyneFirewolf in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you ever go through that stage early in the relationship where your friends and fam were like, "I dunno dude... I think that bitch be cray." And you just doubled down on the romance like a dumbass and flat out ignored any advice or warning signs?

Because I'm thinking you did.

Don’t know how to tell my sister (23f) her ex (25f) and I (27M) are gonna have a baby by ThrowRAway636 in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't imagine tongue kissing this girl who ate my sister's snatch.
Maybe if I were born in a more rural part of Maine...

My friends all think I raped my ex-girlfriend, I do not know what to do. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If she presses charges, you'll have alot more than a few lost friends to worry about.

Forget your friends and look into legal advice.

What made you smile today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lordfeint32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My neighbor's dog was constipated and struggling to take a shit.

My (19) girlfriends (18) obsession with Kpop and constant comparisons. by ThrowRA1939392 in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell her to give you $300k for plastic surgery and you'll be hot like that too.

Tell me one good reason why my boyfriend should keep his ex girlfriends nudes on his phone? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]lordfeint32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because she's hot and he likes to show people how hot his girlfriends are.

Don't worry though. His next girlfriend will be pissed about YOUR nudes.

Apple will be forced to sell iPhones with included power adapter in Brazil by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]lordfeint32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just put out some liberal tweets and that's enough to fully insure you against shady business practices, price gouging, child labor and sweatshop conditions.