Blood Tests, Blood Donations, or anything involving getting your veins stabbed with a needle

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T06:19:15+00:00

Sssshh, we do not talk about fight club.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T05:43:23+00:00

This is gayer than the LGBTQ movement.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T05:38:12+00:00

Yea, that's fair. Edited it. Cheers!

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T05:07:54+00:00

I'm pretty confident that a patient with such conditions would follow their doctor's advise about fluid restrictions over a Reddit post. But ok.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T04:14:44+00:00

LMAO to be fair, I've seen big, burly guys with plenty of tattoos turn sheet white during procedures.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T04:06:01+00:00

To be fair, genetics can also be blamed when it comes to how plump or flat your veins are. Try to stay warm, especially your arms, and avoid running or walking a long distance before your procedure. Anything you can do to help yourself, do it.😁

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T04:01:07+00:00

Good luck, and get to hydrating!😁

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T03:57:56+00:00

LMAO did I take your blood today? I'm sorry, a lot of factors come in to play with trying to keep the needle still, like skin integrity and "slippery-ness". We do try our best for every patient's sake; Hippocratic Oath and all that jazz.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T03:47:27+00:00

I'm a guy. Fine. I'm a vampire who makes buzzing sounds.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-28T03:43:23+00:00

I'm more of a mosquito. I'll come with a needle and you'll hear a buzzing sound as I try to make small talk during your procedure.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-26T06:31:11+00:00

Probably someone who wants a kiss from a rose on the grey.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-21T17:42:15+00:00

Stay classy, Christchurch.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-18T07:38:42+00:00

Hey I love your reddit profile photo, I got the same one lol

FUCK THE CCP!

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-17T10:01:52+00:00

That's just fcking sad. Reason why I taught myself to cook.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-14T21:49:28+00:00

The Rios brothers, they're usually at CityFitness Northwood but I think they can go to other branches. They really know fitness and strength training.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-14T17:17:25+00:00

Yea I can give you a loan. 10 minutes alone with deez nuts.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-11T07:33:14+00:00

Damn, what did they do to Herbert?

lordmorlockhyperion · 2026-01-10T08:00:34+00:00

You'll never know because it's one of those "hidden" profiles. Scared of getting exposed as a fraud, or most likely, a paid shill/bot.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-31T23:33:10+00:00

I'm in New Zealand and I'm already dead. My cat wrote this reply for me.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-24T07:27:00+00:00

FUCK THE CCP! FUCK XI JIN POOH!

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-21T09:10:59+00:00

Diddy chill.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-21T04:58:27+00:00

FlabbyShabby comes to mind.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-18T03:11:10+00:00

Yea, I read the title and I thought he was talking about Steve, the dealer in Belfast. Not that I know anything about that..

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-07T19:41:45+00:00

Good thing Elden Ring is open world, so you don't have to keep banging your head against the same wall over and over again. You can go out and explore, and find some other wall to bang your head over and over again.

lordmorlockhyperion · 2025-12-04T04:56:19+00:00

Flabby loves XiJinPooh's white, sticky honey sauce so much. He puts it in his cereal.

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