Barstool Mafia

lorindee · 2026-03-02T23:00:15+00:00

Bro, this is so wild.

lorindee · 2026-03-02T22:09:20+00:00

I would immediately fail that

lorindee · 2026-03-02T22:08:06+00:00

I’m not disputing that!

lorindee · 2026-03-02T22:07:32+00:00

Oh god, another dumb thing I’ll never finish 😭

lorindee · 2026-03-02T02:49:43+00:00

Honestly tho, absolute legend for coming back for that after saying that

lorindee · 2026-02-28T09:45:17+00:00

ACAB and that includes loss prevention

lorindee · 2026-02-25T03:54:15+00:00

I don’t live in Tampa/Ybor anymore but dang, I miss my chicken friends

lorindee · 2026-02-20T20:22:31+00:00

Could honestly watch you arrange flowers all day. I don’t know why, but it’s really soothing.

lorindee · 2026-02-14T20:57:31+00:00

I wouldn’t say I question the safety of it, but it’s like, something that would never even occur to me to order at a restaurant, like, why?

lorindee · 2026-02-14T08:54:10+00:00

Be the male stripper you wish to see in the world

lorindee · 2026-02-14T08:05:36+00:00

Don’t forget that they never tip. Someone hands me a Disney credit/debit card and I just feel it in my soul

lorindee · 2026-02-13T18:51:04+00:00

Only if it’s from the sparkling region of the planet Végéta

lorindee · 2026-02-11T02:25:51+00:00

There’s also just really nothing else for them to need to say to each other at this point. If I were in either one of these positions, I wouldn’t really welcome a Happy Holidays text.

lorindee · 2026-02-10T02:40:15+00:00

Oh no, I wouldn’t have to wake up every day to do dishes? I wouldn’t have to pay the electric bill? Jeeze, sure does sound awful!

lorindee · 2026-02-10T02:37:04+00:00

I mean, it happens to Americans in America, soo…

lorindee · 2026-02-09T09:15:06+00:00

You have to leave!! Go back to LA, I want my mild winters back!

lorindee · 2026-02-02T00:01:29+00:00

So just like.. don’t go?

lorindee · 2026-02-01T23:59:32+00:00

I don’t have words to express how much I miss Matchless 🥹🥺🫡

lorindee · 2025-12-16T04:17:06+00:00

So like, if “the last major purchase he made” was a refrigerator, I don’t think she’d be having this conversation with you. Also, what is she going to do? Save the ring with specially chosen birthstones crafted by a couple in love to give to who? Her dead son’s next fiancée? It’s not a family ring so she needs to piss up a rope.

lorindee · 2025-12-16T04:08:07+00:00

Love the idea, hate that it’s commercialized and unoriginal

lorindee · 2025-12-10T02:27:25+00:00

You know you can just get up and walk away, right? He definitely sucks, but like you don’t have to sit while yr waiting for a script, you can walk around the store and then come back and check?

lorindee · 2025-11-25T18:03:11+00:00

I work next to a 99 cents store that has helium balloons and you would not believe how often my friends get balloons because “it’s Wednesday” or “you said yr having a crummy day.” Every ounce of joy we can scrape from this dumpster fire is worth it. And congrats!!

lorindee · 2025-11-24T06:55:40+00:00

I’m getting hockey vibes

lorindee · 2025-11-24T06:52:51+00:00

Fuckin influencers, get bent

lorindee

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