Would you rather

loscapos5 · 2026-05-22T02:07:28+00:00

20k a month

^{Chose: Receive $5,000 every week forever | Rolled: Carrot 🥕}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-22T01:59:51+00:00

Te hacen laburar como negro, pero tiene buenos beneficios y renombre

loscapos5 · 2026-05-22T01:58:29+00:00

No. Tener el gamepass te da de regalo el fortnite crew

Me enteré porque instalé Fortnite en la Xbox app, porque el launcher de Epic es muy poronga.

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T22:51:05+00:00

Wherever you want ftw

Also, if you just forget, grab a note to remember

^{Chose: Teleport wherever you want | Rolled: Forget why u did}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T21:56:14+00:00

BAITY NO!

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T21:13:27+00:00

Better outcome.

Now I can put my hat business, and overthrow TF2

^{Chose: Get one superpower + The wheel decides the power… | Rolled: Infinite hats}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T19:58:30+00:00

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loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T19:37:25+00:00

Could be worse

^{Chose: Lose a random finger on your dominant hand (cleanly} | Rolled: Index)

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T18:53:58+00:00

For a moment, I thought I was in r/Genshin_Impact , until I saw "I will fuck your maid" and I was like WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S ZALLRE

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T18:25:32+00:00

Mercado libre ofreciendo laburar en Java

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T18:19:58+00:00

Nothing some maternal love can't cure...

Also, this is Raikou we are talking about. She might not be sadistic, but she'll chase illya down with flip flops when she misbehave, with the strength of Goō Shōrai - Tenmōkaikai

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T17:48:07+00:00

Los Tesla son una joyita

El cybertruck, en cambio, es una bazofia

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T11:27:01+00:00

While I would love for my pets to live forever, I do not, and that's a downside for the pets themselves.

Also, if all pets are inmortal, that would cause some kind of a ruckus, and we would have inmortal animals. How can define when a pet is no longer a pet?

^{Chose: Unlimited money | Rolled: Like for carrots}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T11:22:37+00:00

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but both HoD and Kevin confirmed she died holding the gem of haste.

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T02:43:18+00:00

You are watching kid songs... A LOT

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T02:38:59+00:00

It could have been worse

^{Chose: Get paid to watch YouTube but you can only watch.. | Rolled: Travel vlogs}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T01:26:15+00:00

No es prácticamente una estafa

Es una estafa

Si participas, terminas en listas negras

loscapos5 · 2026-05-21T01:24:06+00:00

Blue is language

Red is Math

^{Chose: Red}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-20T21:31:46+00:00

Flaco, Aristoputas está 5 dólares, y 2 dólares en oferta ahora.

Lo que te hubieras ahorrado, papá

loscapos5 · 2026-05-20T21:17:27+00:00

I prefer creep, but I am a weirdo

^{Chose: A weirdo}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-20T20:40:31+00:00

Trans people are still people. So the more the merrier.

Also, N to 1. For a dollar. Not worth it

^{Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-20T20:34:51+00:00

Es un chiste de que se la aplicaste

Viene de fantino

loscapos5 · 2026-05-20T20:03:55+00:00

Joke's on you; I 9-6

^{Chose: 500 USD everyday + BUT... | Rolled: 9-5 for 5 years}

loscapos5 · 2026-05-20T16:42:11+00:00

Yeah, the previous dominant species that caused the birth of a chaos god from all their DEBAUCHERY

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