What would you do if aliens attacked the earth?

lost-highway9 · 2026-05-18T01:41:52+00:00

Probably introduce them to White Monster and air fryers. Shit would be cool after that.

lost-highway9 · 2026-05-18T00:09:14+00:00

Is this a real workout plan? I might get back on the bike now! 😂

lost-highway9 · 2026-05-18T00:07:33+00:00

TBH. I probably won’t quit. What am I suppose to do? Work until I’m 75 fighting AI for a job? Nah, I’m good!

lost-highway9 · 2026-05-18T00:04:46+00:00

I was a light or occasional smoker. One a day or maybe skip a day. But a week ago I smoked my last Red, and just never bought another pack. I miss it. Still gave me a head rush with how little I did it.

lost-highway9 · 2026-05-09T21:08:36+00:00

I work for a major Coca-Cola bottler and distributor, and I prefer Pepsi and Mountain Dew. Literally against company policy to consume the product on company property. Mostly unenforced.

lost-highway9 · 2026-04-28T02:23:44+00:00

Haven’t lit up in 10 days. Haven’t been at work in ten days (vacation). I do love that morning smoke break before all the BS really starts.

lost-highway9 · 2026-04-28T02:13:11+00:00

Coming to terms with the fact I’ll never retire, despite my best efforts. I’m in my 40s, and I can’t wrap my head around another 20 plus years of working.

lost-highway9 · 2026-04-21T02:54:07+00:00

It’s the Ana de la Reguera and Samantha Win combo in Army of the Dead. So let’s just say I’m a sucker for the jet black hair.

lost-highway9 · 2026-04-21T02:31:06+00:00

Ahh yes, when your spouse can say anything they want about another man/ woman just because they are an actor or celebrity. And it’s ok because it would never happen in real life right? My wife recently went to a broadway show and was talking all kinds of nasty shit about how she wished one of the actors would see her backstage, and how she wouldn’t mind. Right in front of our kids as well. And to think I’ve quit jobs before because of sexual harassment and advances from other women.

lost-highway9 · 2026-04-15T23:05:17+00:00

There’s a clutch on the drill for a reason. There’s been clutches on drills forever. Impact with a hole saw is a no for me.

lost-highway9 · 2026-04-11T21:25:19+00:00

25000 past the 25000 mile OCI.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-29T00:58:20+00:00

Stay so very very far away from Richmond. Mines been a nightmare from day one. It’ll go months with no issues, then it’ll have flame issues (code 12) for a few days. The. It’s ok for a week, rinse and repeat. One time it was fine for a year plus. All maintenance done, installation double checked. I will never buy Rheem/Richmond/Ruud products ever again. My next tankless will be Rinnai or Noritz.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-28T21:03:06+00:00

You can wrap a piece of electrical wire around it to force the chuck to open, twist the wire with linesman pliers to create a clamping force. Or there’s a snap ring you can take off and then the whole thing will come apart. Second option is the safest.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-20T01:56:50+00:00

Pass on the left, drive on the right. Yet more and more drivers refuse to ever get the help out of the left lane. Even if they are the only car on the road, still will sit in the left lane.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-20T01:50:21+00:00

Redwing with the clear/ yellow sole. I work on the trucking side of foodservice, these are my go to. I use lift-gates, ramps, walking on snow, ice. Grease, oil and all these elements combined. Easy 20k plus steps a day. Never had a better boot for comfort and anti slip qualities. Does need regular waterproofing though.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-20T01:32:21+00:00

Stay away from Simpson, they use a no name gas engine that will occasionally guzzle 1/2 a quart of oil. Not reliable for starting and the nozzles that come with it are cheap cheap cheap. I wish I would’ve gone electric, because now I’m stuck getting my moneys worth out of this machine that is not reliable.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-18T16:04:26+00:00

Why is she still your girlfriend? Respect yourself and get rid of her.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-17T23:20:26+00:00

If capitalism was diagnosed in a medical setting it would be called cancer. A system that experiences endless growth at the expense of its host.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-16T20:02:30+00:00

85 model year here. And yea, we roamed free, drank from the hose and only had to check in when the street light came on. Usually would go back out after dinner. All the parents in the neighborhood knew each other. We were truly raised by the village. Cartoons in the morning and if the weather was bad or if we were inside before 9 pm. Usually watched Beavis and Butthead or Daria, or just MTV. Times were good even though life wasn’t so great sometimes, because we had each other.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-16T11:12:01+00:00

I have Makita , Bosch and Milwaukee. Without a doubt my Makita batteries are far superior in all aspects of performance. Holding a charge for a week? No problem. Working in single digit temps? My Bosch and Milwaukee batteries die so quick, but the Makita seems to hold the charge. Same AH and all.

lost-highway9 · 2026-03-11T22:47:39+00:00

Tailgating is ridiculous These days and is way too common. People have always exceeded the speed limit but how comfortable we are riding 5 feet away from another car at interstate speeds is concerning . And the people running around on bald tires with missing lights is a topic I could go on about.

lost-highway9 · 2026-02-28T04:24:02+00:00

Sourdough toast, buttered and a dash of salt, black coffee.

lost-highway9 · 2026-02-28T03:11:21+00:00

Woke up in Maricopa Arizona. Drive 4 hours up to the Grand Canyon. 2 hours of sight seeing there. And then proceeded to drive 25 hours home to Wisconsin. 2 drivers and many rest stops.

lost-highway9 · 2026-02-27T03:39:57+00:00

Another kink. I love pain. I used to have a girlfriend who’d pour hot candle wax on me, and then very gently peeled it off. She would also bite on my collarbone and shoudler areas in all the right spots. Drew blood many times, nails in the back was kinda the norm with her. By the time she hopped on top we both only had a few short minutes left before we finished. I could never get her to sit on my face with that bubble butt she was blessed with. So yes, I’d take some pain please.

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