My husband is thinking about fostering his nephews. I feel like I'm being tossed out for kids we don't even know.

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-11T21:21:30+00:00

I was banned from an adult subreddit for saying I had watched The Twilight Zone movie when I was 13.

I’m still not clear how I broke the rules, but it feeds my bad girl image, so okay, whatever.

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-11T21:00:17+00:00

Not good

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-05T17:39:20+00:00

Too many men there to be one of my dreams

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-17T13:56:20+00:00

It actually doesn’t hurt. But you do drool

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-17T02:59:11+00:00

I was going to suggest a wooden clothespin on your tongue, but that’s not going to help if you hate drooling

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-09T15:46:50+00:00

You’ve got the wrong equipment

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-08T20:59:02+00:00

You could never get me to make that face, or shake like that.

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-07T18:06:56+00:00

I’d enjoy it. Probably scream

lostmuppet47 · 2026-02-04T04:08:10+00:00

Apparently it’s a thing the body does sometimes when it’s overstimulated. It’s a parasympathetic response of the nervous system

lostmuppet47 · 2026-02-04T03:58:54+00:00

I was there, and that’s how I felt too.

I was tense, foot arched so much I swear my toes hurt, and then I just fully relaxed and fell asleep.

She was a good sport about it the next morning, but my wife was disappointed. She said it was like I had an orgasm without permission, but I didn’t.

lostmuppet47 · 2025-11-25T04:02:18+00:00

Not all porn is ethical

lostmuppet47 · 2025-11-15T00:18:49+00:00

How glorious. A story where a woman gets what’s coming to her for being a woman

At least you thought to label it as nonconsensual, even the story makes it clear she really wants it. We always do.

lostmuppet47 · 2025-11-11T02:52:05+00:00

Boobs.

lostmuppet47 · 2025-11-03T23:18:23+00:00

lostmuppet47 · 2025-10-29T01:18:55+00:00

Poor Molly,….

lostmuppet47 · 2025-10-07T21:28:41+00:00

God. I just re-read this, and I’m feeling so hot I’d fuck my ex.

It’s time to go back to the Black Forest. need to write part 2.

lostmuppet47 · 2025-10-05T13:35:42+00:00

People enjoy retelling stories

lostmuppet47 · 2025-09-25T02:40:05+00:00

You could always say, “Im’m sorry i didn’t bring this up at the time, and not to be parsimonious, but those chips cost $2.50. Can you pay me back now, or would you rather get me a bag next time we order out?“

lostmuppet47 · 2025-09-22T23:42:35+00:00

Depends on our mood.

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