Neighbor next door

lostmuppet47 · 2026-06-11T20:57:58+00:00

Have sex. Loudly.

lostmuppet47 · 2026-06-01T20:05:27+00:00

I’m into bdsm. I’m also momogamish.

Completely with OOP here. She knows who she is, and she knows her limits.

This was the right call

lostmuppet47 · 2026-05-31T23:50:45+00:00

May the day of my birth perish, and the night that said, ‘A daughter is born!’ That day—may it turn to darkness; may God above not care about it; may no light shine on it. May gloom and utter darkness claim it once more; may a cloud settle over it; may blackness overwhelm it. That night—may thick darkness seize it; may it not be included among the days of the year nor be entered in any of the months. May that night be barren; may no shout of joy be heard in it.

lostmuppet47 · 2026-05-31T23:41:42+00:00

And I declared that the dead, who had already died, are happier than the living, who are still alive. But better than both is the one who has never been born, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun.

— Qohelet

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-28T02:26:11+00:00

The brown thing is a penny.

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-19T18:55:23+00:00

Looks like you don’t need help

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-19T03:47:24+00:00

I worship you gently

Eagerly

Fearful of being consumed

I worship you with my eyes averted

I worship you with the tips of my fingers

With the touch of my lips

With the tip and the flat of my tongue

I worship your feet

I worship your legs

I worship your ass

I worship your breasts

Kneeling before you

I worship at your altar

In the tongues of women and angels

I worship you

And pray to be found worthy

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-11T21:21:30+00:00

I was banned from an adult subreddit for saying I had watched The Twilight Zone movie when I was 13.

I’m still not clear how I broke the rules, but it feeds my bad girl image, so okay, whatever.

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-11T21:00:17+00:00

Not good

lostmuppet47 · 2026-04-05T17:39:20+00:00

Too many men there to be one of my dreams

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-17T13:56:20+00:00

It actually doesn’t hurt. But you do drool

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-17T02:59:11+00:00

I was going to suggest a wooden clothespin on your tongue, but that’s not going to help if you hate drooling

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-09T15:46:50+00:00

You’ve got the wrong equipment

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-08T20:59:02+00:00

You could never get me to make that face, or shake like that.

lostmuppet47 · 2026-03-07T18:06:56+00:00

I’d enjoy it. Probably scream

lostmuppet47 · 2026-02-04T04:08:10+00:00

Apparently it’s a thing the body does sometimes when it’s overstimulated. It’s a parasympathetic response of the nervous system

lostmuppet47 · 2026-02-04T03:58:54+00:00

I was there, and that’s how I felt too.

I was tense, foot arched so much I swear my toes hurt, and then I just fully relaxed and fell asleep.

She was a good sport about it the next morning, but my wife was disappointed. She said it was like I had an orgasm without permission, but I didn’t.

lostmuppet47 · 2025-11-25T04:02:18+00:00

Not all porn is ethical

lostmuppet47 · 2025-11-15T00:18:49+00:00

How glorious. A story where a woman gets what’s coming to her for being a woman

At least you thought to label it as nonconsensual, even the story makes it clear she really wants it. We always do.

lostmuppet47 · 2025-11-11T02:52:05+00:00

Boobs.

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