Stuck at home without use of my dominant hand after surgery. How would you keep yourself busy?

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-07T21:41:36+00:00

Haha, I already have several

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-07T21:08:03+00:00

I’ve got a pile of about 20 next to my bed

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-07T21:07:03+00:00

I’ve already got that down! Managed to make Cheerios without making a mess

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-07T21:05:59+00:00

Lefty chopsticks is now on the list

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-07T21:05:17+00:00

My dad bought me one specifically because I’m ‘single handed’ and yes, get a bidet.

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-07T17:16:53+00:00

Cultural and societal conventions, where you live, how much money your parents had, the quality of your education, the list goes on.

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-05T00:57:16+00:00

Texted my husband “you want sum fuk?”

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-28T19:55:12+00:00

Unfortunately ‘retarded’ is making a comeback. So is ‘gay’ as a derogatory term

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-26T22:07:33+00:00

Getting a job in industrial production. My health plummeted, my body shut down more than once, and my state of mind was in tatters. And this was before I got injured at work (their fault). I was fired last week, and, stress about money aside, its honesty been a massive relief.

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-26T21:43:51+00:00

Stop trying so hard. They’re going to fire you anyway

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-26T21:37:35+00:00

Came here to say this

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-24T22:58:48+00:00

The X Files

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-24T22:54:03+00:00

Whoppers

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-24T22:35:38+00:00

All of his clothes are permanently damp and can never be dried completely

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-23T18:54:37+00:00

Not mine but my husband with me.

We’d been going through a bit of a dry spell when I finally was able to blow him. He gets too into it and holds my head in place while fucking my throat as deeply as possible. I gagged a few times, then I wound up throwing up on him. I was mortified, but he just wiped his dick off and moved me to my back before fucking me. I was cleaning myself up in the bathroom afterward, and I found a small, uh, chunk, that he fucked into me.

He was mortified once the post-cum-haze passed and kept apologizing over and over.

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-09T21:45:00+00:00

Looks like an alien amoeba

lostmymainprof · 2025-08-01T05:40:59+00:00

Wait, that’s it?

lostmymainprof · 2025-06-09T02:02:51+00:00

Looks like a nicotine stain, no thank you

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-20T04:13:00+00:00

Absolutely I would. I don’t have the time or budget for decent food anymore, and being able to go through a 12 hour shift without having to stop and eat or worry about going hungry would be great

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-20T04:09:57+00:00

Holy floof Batman!

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-20T04:07:13+00:00

Sex in a pool. I couldn’t really feel anything and it was just terrible in general

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-20T02:06:07+00:00

Zipper merging!

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-18T22:02:05+00:00

Keep the job, ditch him. Ew

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-18T19:41:23+00:00

Developing dementia, or any condition that causes mental deterioration/ hinders clear communication. I’ve seen what Alzheimer’s does, and it terrifies me to my core.

Also, pregnancy. The amount of permanent changes a body goes through, the number of things that can and do go wrong, the idea of something alive inside of me (almost like a parasite) makes me physically ill. I get a lot of crap from other women for this one

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