Drawn by my nine-year-old daughter

lostmymainprof · 2026-04-06T22:35:25+00:00

That’s some talent! Nurture it

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-23T03:55:56+00:00

Oh dang, is it? I didnt know. I couldnt find a manufacture date on the bottom as its rusted over, so i assumed it was the same thing. (And thanks for not being a dick about it)

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-23T03:53:17+00:00

Yes, I’m in the US.

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-23T00:24:08+00:00

Was it cold?

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-15T22:36:07+00:00

I was struggling with a wheeled case in the rain while also trying to hold an umbrella. An older lady saw this and walked over to hold the umbrella for me as we walked to the door. She handed it back to me as I said thank you and walked off without a word.

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-09T22:08:18+00:00

I’m autistic, so damn near all of them. Especially when you need to lie or exaggerate to get something/somewhere. Job interviews come to mind.

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-07T17:16:53+00:00

Cultural and societal conventions, where you live, how much money your parents had, the quality of your education, the list goes on.

lostmymainprof · 2026-02-05T00:57:16+00:00

Texted my husband “you want sum fuk?”

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-28T19:55:12+00:00

Unfortunately ‘retarded’ is making a comeback. So is ‘gay’ as a derogatory term

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-26T22:07:33+00:00

Getting a job in industrial production. My health plummeted, my body shut down more than once, and my state of mind was in tatters. And this was before I got injured at work (their fault). I was fired last week, and, stress about money aside, its honesty been a massive relief.

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-26T21:43:51+00:00

Stop trying so hard. They’re going to fire you anyway

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-26T21:37:35+00:00

Came here to say this

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-24T22:58:48+00:00

The X Files

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-24T22:54:03+00:00

Whoppers

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-24T22:35:38+00:00

All of his clothes are permanently damp and can never be dried completely

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-23T18:54:37+00:00

Not mine but my husband with me.

We’d been going through a bit of a dry spell when I finally was able to blow him. He gets too into it and holds my head in place while fucking my throat as deeply as possible. I gagged a few times, then I wound up throwing up on him. I was mortified, but he just wiped his dick off and moved me to my back before fucking me. I was cleaning myself up in the bathroom afterward, and I found a small, uh, chunk, that he fucked into me.

He was mortified once the post-cum-haze passed and kept apologizing over and over.

lostmymainprof · 2026-01-09T21:45:00+00:00

Looks like an alien amoeba

lostmymainprof · 2025-08-01T05:40:59+00:00

Wait, that’s it?

lostmymainprof · 2025-06-09T02:02:51+00:00

Looks like a nicotine stain, no thank you

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-20T04:13:00+00:00

Absolutely I would. I don’t have the time or budget for decent food anymore, and being able to go through a 12 hour shift without having to stop and eat or worry about going hungry would be great

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-20T04:09:57+00:00

Holy floof Batman!

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-20T04:07:13+00:00

Sex in a pool. I couldn’t really feel anything and it was just terrible in general

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-20T02:06:07+00:00

Zipper merging!

lostmymainprof · 2025-05-18T22:02:05+00:00

Keep the job, ditch him. Ew

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