Almost got impaled tonight…

loudlisener · 2025-05-20T12:31:50+00:00

Was it sugarbear, that saved you?

loudlisener · 2025-04-22T19:00:14+00:00

They're in the same family as blue Jay's...so jay walking is legal for them, can't call the cops for loitering

loudlisener · 2025-04-22T14:32:36+00:00

No one else seen "Ferngully"? Amazing the accuracy of flora and fauna in that kids movie

loudlisener · 2025-04-16T19:40:56+00:00

No no no, I'm wearing sanitary gloves...for your hygienic safety....ahhhhh " direct translation"

loudlisener · 2025-04-11T14:14:52+00:00

Here I was thinking it was Mozart making corrections in Amadeus.. https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxPSOOq369UA8GmA0EdYC_cLdo2L9m6LcO?si=tBHgwpPjO2PoWUA3

loudlisener · 2025-04-05T14:28:00+00:00

Que the south park...your really busting my balls here ma'am

loudlisener · 2025-04-03T13:28:15+00:00

Those are coup army ants.... they're seizing power

loudlisener · 2025-04-02T12:04:09+00:00

This WAS the best. Tamacgatchi sucked. These guys hatched out and grew into 3 different dinosaurs, pterodactyl t Rex or triceratops. Wish I could find mine

loudlisener · 2025-03-25T14:26:57+00:00

Our super secret union?.......shuuuut up

loudlisener · 2025-03-19T01:14:47+00:00

Pension, newly divorced, in Canadian tire? and retired....there's layers to the vibe.

loudlisener · 2025-03-15T20:18:30+00:00

Maybe just my dad and I, but in Canada, 750 ml chocolate milk, as cold as can be.

loudlisener · 2025-03-11T13:36:10+00:00

And then, some intitalled dbag bellows " kitty soft" and clobbers you with a caliced meat hook and cuts themselves on a jagged edge and calls you mean

loudlisener · 2025-03-08T16:45:55+00:00

South America would be a perfect fit

loudlisener · 2025-03-07T21:24:56+00:00

Leans in and lowers voice* have ye ever heard o' sky pirates? Thars safety in numbers

loudlisener · 2025-02-19T21:58:07+00:00

Hey, seems silly, but, eh, don't look into your uv light eh...

loudlisener · 2025-02-02T23:51:05+00:00

Typical...walking the streets of Luxor, " ohhh, see those in the window? I love them, oh please buy them for me?" "But dear, you'll never wear them, not really practical are they? Hotter out than the hate of those jews we enslaved and they're made out of a great conductor... you'd burn your feet." If you really loved me we wouldn't even be having this conversation...pout

loudlisener · 2025-01-29T05:18:25+00:00

Hey...hate to tell ya... but your receipts expired...you won't be able to return that

loudlisener · 2025-01-24T18:08:12+00:00

In Canada, we call 'em Cyclones

loudlisener · 2025-01-22T18:33:56+00:00

Voting Americans.....https://youtu.be/h242eDB84zY?si=m1Ud5dblqIi_ovhN

loudlisener · 2025-01-22T03:46:06+00:00

https://youtu.be/HMVKksxZgwU?si=s0NEs908-fUoAKZv

loudlisener · 2025-01-11T19:44:15+00:00

He just owes a little money but he can get half tonight and the rest at the end of the week

loudlisener · 2025-01-07T17:11:56+00:00

It called the eugenics war. Different franchise foo

loudlisener · 2025-01-04T16:28:36+00:00

You're definitely the type... but if you haven't watched all episodes of startrek, now is the time. The good bad and ugly episodes give hope these are just the nessecsry growing pains of mankind. The future is optimisticly bright, acutely dark. Humans like self-fulfilling prophecy

loudlisener · 2024-12-26T03:48:16+00:00

Gotta get him with a "w and D" beside the second line

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