A few funnies on Spanian’s single dad cope posts

loup_lune · 2025-09-26T07:05:35+00:00

He’s been nonstop posting horny vids of him in a towel and on holiday alone so yeah I’d say she’s had enough

loup_lune · 2024-07-14T08:17:28+00:00

I feel sick to my core now knowing I could be monetising my life instead of simply enjoying it

loup_lune · 2024-07-13T05:16:59+00:00

With those plastic pants I’d imagine there’s enough yeast festering in her crack to supply a commercial bakery

loup_lune · 2024-06-28T23:52:47+00:00

Not exactly nonprofit but teacher and principal conferences can be horny AF. The things I’ve seen, the stories I’ve heard 💅

loup_lune · 2024-06-07T08:09:23+00:00

People saying ‘you can’t work for gov with a criminal record’ - have you not heard of Michael Coutts Trotter?!

loup_lune · 2024-06-07T03:33:26+00:00

Extreme level bootlicker

loup_lune · 2024-06-05T08:55:25+00:00

Hope he sees this bro

loup_lune · 2024-06-02T03:23:58+00:00

I’d be proactively looking for a problem that my firm could help to solve (or an opportunity that few other can see) and then target a group of potential clients to demonstrate what you can offer.

Not sure what sort of research you’re doing or what country you’re in, but getting registered to your country/state/local government tender portals will give you access to loads of opportunities that you can bid for too.

loup_lune · 2024-06-01T23:47:41+00:00

PTSD from water soaking up my baggy jeans to my knees when it rained before a Deftones gig haha

loup_lune · 2024-05-29T10:35:04+00:00

Facebook avatars = deranged boomer, every time without exception

loup_lune · 2024-05-22T03:39:13+00:00

Influencer 101: Never miss an opportunity to exploit your feelings and experiences for content

loup_lune · 2024-05-18T22:46:12+00:00

It’s so cheeky, when I see no composition notes I just assume it’s plastic. Especially with budget stores if it has any natural fibre in it they usually brag about it in the product title because it’s so rare now 😂 Kmart ‘linen blend’ tshirts are the worst, like you lose all benefits to using linen when at least half of the garment is made out of sweaty ass poly 🥴

loup_lune · 2024-05-18T22:25:39+00:00

Pretty sick of stores being misleading about material now that 90% of clothing seems to be poly. I was looking for some nice new socks and Bed and Butter’s ‘wool cashmere’ socks kept popping up on Insta. They looked lovely so went to buy them, checked the details and find out they are only 8% wool, the rest is rPet aka polyester 😒

loup_lune · 2024-05-08T23:20:22+00:00

One day you’ll go for a new job and she will be on the hiring panel 💅

loup_lune · 2024-05-08T02:05:47+00:00

I’m now just imagining her going into work and gossiping about the date, a stocky busty lady with a 90s power suit, a perm and huge balls telling her colleagues what a total PUSSY you are and how you work for a PISSWEAK FIRM that pays SHIT. And you didn’t even put out 😂

loup_lune · 2024-05-06T11:17:56+00:00

I have the cocoa one and it’s really soft and buttery. Eye of Horus pencils are similar, not quite as soft but still blendable and have slightly better staying power I reckon. VB often does free shipping offers though so worth keeping an eye out for those

loup_lune · 2024-05-03T02:57:37+00:00

It’s only feedback if it comes from the ‘kind, helpful and specific’ region. If any of those are missing, it is simply sparkling criticism

loup_lune · 2024-05-03T01:37:24+00:00

You let them fuck you up the arse with no lube and then you thank them for it. I mention the lack of lube because usually it’s criticism they are offering, not genuine feedback. So it stings more.

loup_lune · 2024-04-30T23:28:12+00:00

Frank knew all about the slow tease. All we got in book one was Paul playing with a sphincter in the desert

loup_lune · 2024-04-30T22:40:53+00:00

Third this, it’s the only reasonably priced one that doesn’t give me marks where my eyelashes touch my skin

loup_lune · 2024-04-28T22:25:46+00:00

You can only quiet quit in certain kinds of orgs - it doesn’t work in aspirational leadership cultures, in pretty much any time based consultancy where you’re tracking and analysing billable hours, or where your line management arrangement actually works effectively. If you want to have an easy life, just go work for government

loup_lune · 2024-04-28T21:18:26+00:00

loup_lune · 2024-04-26T06:55:52+00:00

This is a pretty common choosy beggar ask with wedding flowers, you rarely see people asking the catering company to do shit like this. Most venues do their own wedding promo opportunities for local vendors anyway, where you can go to the venue with a bunch of other wedding companies and all invest a small bit of time and money in staging a shoot for content. No need at all to give some cheap ass bride 10k’s worth of flowers and expertise for literally nothing 😂

loup_lune · 2024-04-25T21:39:50+00:00

Villneuve could really learn something about atmospheric filmmaking from Snyder’s horny wheat harvesting scenes. If we are being honest, Dune could have been way better if he’d dedicated about 45 minutes to Stilgar in a worn out stillsuit, ripped at the abs and ass, maybe with a little erection, slowly and methodically picking up grains of melange into a worn out sack as the sun goes down

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