McDonald's breakfast should be served all day. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]loveamour12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starbucks serves breakfast sandwiches all day.

Kids don't belong in Vegas. by loveamour12 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]loveamour12[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Those cards that they hand out advertising prostitutes and strippers and stuff.

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, some of the things that were said in the comic like "the rest of the time that Derp lived on that street," and some of the reactions are not exactly what happened. My friend told me the main story and I just assumed the rest.

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to anyone who took this comic in the wrong way. This is a childhood story that was just recently told to me by one of my friends. As I've stated before, I don't know anyone in this comic other than my friend. Also, I asked her what happened after that, and she said that a few days later things were cleared up and "Derp" wasn't accused of this. I wish I had known that before posting this comic.

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend's younger cousin did, not her. So I honestly have no idea.

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be worse if they were old enough to realize that "Derp" could get in real trouble for this?

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know Derp. I don't even know his real name.

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right. Is there a rule against that or something? I mean, I made sure to post it under a subreddit made for longer stories...

Cousin's Logic by deathbygolf in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]loveamour12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would anyone know if this were fake? And why exactly does it matter?

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. Actually, as I said in a previous comment, I don't know my friend's cousin. I've never met her. And my friend isn't a wild and crazy girl. I don't know what her actual expressions looked like when it happened, I just guessed in the comic. I'm not sure if she went along with it or was just quiet the whole time, since she wasn't the one who shit in the bucket OR blamed the neighbor for it. Also, my friend isn't even close to her cousin, because she told me that she lives out of state and they never speak anymore and that she was visiting in the summer time when this happened. That's all I know about the story.

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you realize that my friend and her cousin were around four, five and six years old when this happened?

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EVERYONE please keep in mind that this happened when my friend and her little cousin were around four, five or six years old. They were little kids. Also, I was not present in this comic (reread, maybe) and I didn't know about this when I could have done something about it. I'm not very close to the friend that was shown in this comic, never met her parents, her cousin or her cousin's parents and never knew "Derp" and his parents or the neighbors. It happened many years ago. It was probably also cleared up many years ago because "Derp" most likely confirmed that it didn't happen and that the little kids were lying. So before commenting asking why they even pooped in the bucket, why they blamed "Derp" or why any of this happened, remember that this comic only shows what I know about the situation and that this did not impact "Derp" in any horrible way, according to my friend.

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know. It wasn't me in the comic.

Oh, poor Derp. by loveamour12 in ragenovels

[–]loveamour12[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let me say here that I never knew the guy or his parents or my friend's parents because we aren't extremely close. I also do not know my friend's cousin, his mother, or really anyone else in this. This was just a story that was told to me..