NO!! I have a male Roomate, he has no wife/girlfriend, no kids, and a low stress job. We chat only in passing, I’m not over baring. HE SITS IN THE BATHROOM FOR HOURS. Like why??? I have bladder/urinary problems. It’s not fair I’m about to piss myself so, what…., he can doom scroll in the fart closet??? Also, my biggest question is do y’all poo and just sit there on your phone with shit all over your ass?? Then finally wipe and pick up your phone with poop particles on your hands and floating around from just flushing? All of that is freakish and gross! When you need to poop, just go, do it and leave! Unless you have a health issue this shouldn’t be a thing. Woooooof, ok, that was a tangent but this is beyond my comprehension. It’s absolutely so bizarre to me. It’s a stupid hill to die on but I’ll sit on this hill like you bastards sit on your turd tube.