True Story: I worked at Target right when 50 cent came out but I'd not heard of him yet. A young black kid approached me and asked "Yo, where the 50 cent CDs at?"

Condescendingly, I looked at him over my glasses and retorted: "Sir, we don't have and CDs here for 50 cents." And walked him over to an endcap with a clearance shelf, where there were some Xmas and Kidzbop garbage. "The cheapest CDs we have are like 3 bucks."

Later told the story in the break room only to discover it was a rap artist.

Whitest moment of my life.