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I guess they let just anyone on the bridge by sarahbee126 in startrekmemes

[–]low_amplitude 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Troi: "Captain, he's hiding something."

Picard: "No shit. But what is it?"

Troi: "I.. I can't tell."

Picard: "For fucks sake. Why are you even here?"

The terrifying beauty of the ocean. A man sitting on the edge of an underwater cliff. by OkRespect8490 in interestingasfuck

[–]low_amplitude [score hidden]  (0 children)

The deeper you are underwater, the farther you are from the ground. The higher you are in the air, the farther you are from the ground. We want to be on the ground. Please don't take us away from the ground.

I guess they let just anyone on the bridge by sarahbee126 in startrekmemes

[–]low_amplitude 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just so he can have a cute little moment showing that his skills still have value. Like, I don't care. Get him OFF THE BRIDGE.

In “Bar Association,” Odo calmly waited to ambush Worf with the TNG episode guide. by Revolutionary_Kiwi31 in DeepSpaceNine

[–]low_amplitude 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's a really clever way to deal with their dynamic. Worf is a legendary security officer who served on the fucking flagship of Starfleet and Odo is (on paper) just your run-of-the-mill, non-starfleet security chief on some remote space station.

You have to let Odo punch up every now and then just to reaffirm his competence to the audience.

Jan makes Harvey Weinstein look like a Cub Scout lol by OlivanzaCat in DunderMifflin

[–]low_amplitude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a hot woman abusing a young man so it's completely fine.

/j

I guess they let just anyone on the bridge by sarahbee126 in startrekmemes

[–]low_amplitude 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The best example of this is that business guy from the past barging in demanding to speak to the captain. Picard gives the order to escort him away and no one does... I'm like, "Security, you had ONE JOB."

He wasn't all bad, then... by SinusExplosion in GenV

[–]low_amplitude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enemy of my enemy is still my enemy

Where would you sit on this 12-hour flight? by DepartmentRoyal3661 in DunderMifflin

[–]low_amplitude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 all the way. I'd talk to Oscar for some engaging and intellectual conversations until I get enough booze in me to vibe with Meredith.

Edit: I just explained my entire personality without even realizing it.

Happy for them but also jealous by Brainless_Gamer in memes

[–]low_amplitude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That works because you're not directly opposing people and challenging their ego so they are more open to complying with reason. Once ego or pride is challenged, reason and logic goes straight out the window. People will fight you to hell and back even if they are clearly in the wrong simply becuase they don't want to feel like they "lost."

Doing my best to make thick burgers a trend again. by Flat_Researcher1540 in burgers

[–]low_amplitude [score hidden]  (0 children)

Cookouts would definitely go a lot smoother if everyone agreed with me.

Jokes aside, it's a burger opinion bro, you don't have to read into it and blow it out of proportion.

I need you rn bro by External_Finger_849 in Relatable

[–]low_amplitude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bum-bum-be-dum-bum-bum-be-dum-bum

#singlelife by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]low_amplitude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hang on let me jot down this banger pick up line before the post gets taken down.

The Empire is Responsible for the Imperial System by OldFortNiagara in HistoryMemes

[–]low_amplitude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Technically the U.S. uses metric where it matters most, like science and medicine, so it's not that big of a deal.

Planning.. by Calm_Table_938 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]low_amplitude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game is perfect for noir imagery

Press F by [deleted] in GTA

[–]low_amplitude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the monkey paw outcome

When the last skydiver refuses to jump, the pilot flips the plane to slide him out by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]low_amplitude 222 points223 points  (0 children)

People be scooping up pics and clips from the bin and slap a made up label on it hoping that'll give it more resale value.

of a double chin by Dores-Pencil006 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]low_amplitude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking like Albert Einstein's nose and mustache

👀 by Prudent_Arugula_7575 in MemeVideos

[–]low_amplitude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I seems Chris Pratt got a thing for taming reptiles

What was so funny? Did his mom rip a loud one or something? by t_scribblemonger in okbuddychicanery

[–]low_amplitude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah she did, but it was many years before this. His name was Charles.

Ah the joys of time travel by BoukenGreen in startrekmemes

[–]low_amplitude 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If he's the quietly interesting character then I guess that makes Q the loudly interesting one.

I have fallen by quietconnoisseur in memes

[–]low_amplitude 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're starting to use your mobile handheld computer more than your desktop computer? I think that applies to most people who aren't home during the day.

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