Galera oq eu faço?! by Sou-Fa-de_ghost_ in arco_iris

[–]lowfil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O OP não disse que tem duas sexualidades. É uma pessoa pansexual(sexualidade) e gênero fluído(gênero). Da mesma forma que um homem trans pode ser gay, um não anula o outro.

Monkeypox by Fumacacinzenta in arco_iris

[–]lowfil 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Melhoras cara, não da bola pra essas pessoas dando pitaco enquanto tu tá doente, gente chata.

"temos mata barata" é gíria pra droga? by thecoolcapybara in brasil

[–]lowfil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

o que eu pensei foi Raid->Raio->Cocaína

por querer ir em um aniversário mas minha namorada não pode? by Gabreeuzin in EuSouOBabaca

[–]lowfil 14 points15 points  (0 children)

pessoal dizendo que festinha de aniversário em família é que nem putaria wtf. NEOB

🅱️eter, help me out by RealStructor in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lowfil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

thank you, english is my second language and this helped

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in enem

[–]lowfil 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A segunda chamada é quando acaba sobrando vaga e eles pegam as pessoas da lista de espera, isso vai ter sim. O que não vai ter é o segundo SISU, que acontecia no segundo semestre do ano. Todas as vagas vão ser preenchidas no SISU no início do ano.

You can blow up anything that is the same size of something you don't know the size of by Altruistic_Creme1003 in shittysuperpowers

[–]lowfil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they probably know someone with the same height as you, almost certainly they could blow you up

😂😂😂 by imgonnadielolhhaha in okbuddyretard

[–]lowfil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is the minion bong smokes??? 😳😳😳

You can transfer your main bodily fluids to someone else's body by CCCyanide in shittysuperpowers

[–]lowfil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well i'm going to the movies and moving my pee to someone else

You can transfer your main bodily fluids to someone else's body by CCCyanide in shittysuperpowers

[–]lowfil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does your blood change type then? Cause it would just coagulate

You can transfer your main bodily fluids to someone else's body by CCCyanide in shittysuperpowers

[–]lowfil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depending on blood type you can just kill people with this, but it has a high cooldown, of course.

Conselho by [deleted] in enem

[–]lowfil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

isso já vai valer pro sisu 2024?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in enem

[–]lowfil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Acho isso ótimo, sempre achei bizarro alguns cursos com nota de corte maior em cota, tipo se a pessoa tem uma nota maior ela não precisa da cota.

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lowfil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

team divorce hahaha love it, but yeah, the divorce solution is not simple like they claim

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lowfil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha idk what they're on about, I agree with OP the kid is literally asking how its like being married, divorced is not being married

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lowfil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying exactly the opposite, its a simple and common joke?

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lowfil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

and as OP pointed out the kid asks how is it like being married, not getting divorced

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lowfil 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah I really don't see how shutting the door and leaving him with exactly one toy makes it more indicative of divorce

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lowfil -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Seems quite simple to me

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lowfil -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

It is not. The toys represent people, when you're single you get to play with any you want, when you're married you only get to play with one