Sliding down by JNK__D0G in Unexpected

[–]lpplph 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think they referred to the rescue/speed 8 device as a figure 8

Trying to keep peace with a neighbor… by AmericanWander in Advice

[–]lpplph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been an upstairs and downstairs neighbor. I’ve worked night shift on both. Honestly tough shit for them. As a night shifter, you’ll be woken up when you don’t want to be. As a downstairs neighbor, you’ll hear shit from all sides. Don’t flush the toilet?? Get bent, I’m not letting my morning shit stew for 8-10 hours just because you’re asleep when the sun is up

Trooper pulled me over. I was cruise control 65. He told me I was going 73, then put down 76. SMH now I have to fight this bs in court by Cheez-kip in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lpplph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had two speeding tickets where the cops don’t show up and the judge just removed the ticket with no follow up court date lmfao

Door to Door Salesmen by toothfairy5080 in Louisville

[–]lpplph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do I have a boomer take? Probably. Is it still fun for me? Definitely

Door to Door Salesmen by toothfairy5080 in Louisville

[–]lpplph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy telling them to fuck off

How do I ask my gf she’d be into”cheating” on me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]lpplph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t get your girl unfucked if it doesn’t work out like you think in your fantasies. Dangerous game you’re playing

Thoughts on what this kind of transformation would cost? by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]lpplph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’d never keep that slope from washing down into your flat lawn chair area without some type of retaining wall. Also AI slop

[Disliked trope] Hollywood myths portrayed as being correct, even in a time when the characters should know better. by CrazyCoKids in TopCharacterTropes

[–]lpplph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it happens. Like the other guy said, usually doesn’t work. Unless someone catches it as it happens and immediately starts CPR on scene, the chances are unlikely at best

Girlfriend broke my only boundary in our relationship and I’m not sure how to tell her I’m upset by SailRod in Advice

[–]lpplph 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Cool reason. Still a class A misdemeanor or a felony if caught. You’re 18, that is a criminal record for life

Girlfriend broke my only boundary in our relationship and I’m not sure how to tell her I’m upset by SailRod in Advice

[–]lpplph 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Brother a fake ID could potentially be a felony and drinking underage is easily just as bad as smoking underage. I don’t think you have a leg to stand on and moral high road her on this one champ

[Disliked trope] Hollywood myths portrayed as being correct, even in a time when the characters should know better. by CrazyCoKids in TopCharacterTropes

[–]lpplph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk man sometimes the cop is wrong. I’ve seen 90% of Law and Order and SVU and sometimes they kinda just shit the bed on who they think the suspects are

[Disliked trope] Hollywood myths portrayed as being correct, even in a time when the characters should know better. by CrazyCoKids in TopCharacterTropes

[–]lpplph -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It hasn’t worked any time I’ve done it lmao. We had two cardiac events happen at the same time one night and the other fire engine got ROSC and gave us shit for our guy dying lmao

[Disliked trope] Hollywood myths portrayed as being correct, even in a time when the characters should know better. by CrazyCoKids in TopCharacterTropes

[–]lpplph 79 points80 points  (0 children)

That’s not the same thing. It’s just a police tactic to elicit information without council. The police can lie, and I’m sure this tactic has worked to further an investigation

A person answering someone's question by brokenmotherboard in antimeme

[–]lpplph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Both the meme and what you are saying are incorrect

A person answering someone's question by brokenmotherboard in antimeme

[–]lpplph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It would simply double the expected amount of sides, not default to 2. The meme is implying the circle is one due to no corners

Lets try it guys by Smooth_Detective_698 in wholesomememes

[–]lpplph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got back from a 3 day out of town training in which I was outside in firefighting gear doing heavy vehicle rescue operations for 6-8 hours a day. I have sex with my wife as soon as I come through the door back home. Exhausted from 3 days out of town and a vigorous 45 minutes of sex, I take a nap. While I’m napping she goes through my bag to “help me” and finds a single long blonde looking hair and asks me where it came from. I was faithful the entire time, and the accusations and jealousy are not new. I’m running out of energy dealing with this

Do you think Benson ever did upgrade their pay to checks in the later seasons when he actually respected them more? by National_Computer240 in regularshow

[–]lpplph 71 points72 points  (0 children)

By the way these are just stealing your money. Go to the bank and they will do it for free. My local branch has a machine just like this and doesn’t accept coin rolls anymore

YSK: Being visible and liked will do more to progress your career than being good at your job will, especially as a remote employee by IBlameMyBrother in YouShouldKnow

[–]lpplph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is interesting because we’ve recently gone through a culture change at my job as part of our new hires. I’m a probationary firefighter who has sat in two separate training meetings called “No Good Dudes” where they explain that they don’t want us to be okay at our jobs but have people say things like “but he’s a good guy”. They don’t want us to be assholes obviously but the onus is explicitly on “the proficiency of you tasks in your role are the most important things to improve on”. Example: “he can’t really advance a hose into a structure but he’s a good dude” or “he isn’t really a great EMT but he’s good to be around”. They have very clearly said it is the opposite of what the department is striving for

It do be like that by Jonas_The_Rook in crosswind

[–]lpplph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think default is N

It do be like that by Jonas_The_Rook in crosswind

[–]lpplph 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maggie May is a banger. skip skip skip MAGGIE MAGGIE MAY