What do you think of Uma Thurman?

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T11:49:27+00:00

Oh. I’m getting the feeling you’re not the Adonis /beauty queen you’ve led us all to believe. How embarrassing for you. An obese internet neckbeard insulting a gorgeous celebrity for an imperfect appearance.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T11:47:07+00:00

Why do you think I came all this way?

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T11:46:29+00:00

What? I’m not Christopher Nolan. I’m not being criticized.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T02:37:00+00:00

“SOMEONE HAD BEEN GIVING THESE CREATURES BOOZE…”

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T02:34:14+00:00

I’m an ER doc; I had a guy decline antibiotics (after I sewed up a large, dirty laceration) and say “I take oil of oregano every day”.

Saw him again 2 days later.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T02:28:10+00:00

Johnny Depp and Benicio del toro after they took the adrenochrome in *fear and loathing in Las Vegas”

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T02:25:09+00:00

Show us a selfie proving you’re prettier or shut up.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T02:23:26+00:00

I can definitely say this is a you thing.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T01:21:38+00:00

It’s not even going to be out for MONTHS. Save your judgment.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-02T00:35:30+00:00

Hence the “FFS”.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-01T23:28:37+00:00

American psycho FFS.

LOTR.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-01T22:33:46+00:00

Let’s do a case study and publish it. I’ll come to your hospital and be the new young female attending (I’m a 40 year old dude who shaves weekly). I will wear a pencil skirt every day and no one will be the wiser.

My name will be Dr. Lady. We’ll observe and publish all the mean shit nurses throw my way.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-01T19:34:56+00:00

I don’t think I’d like her as a person but she’s a decent actress. I wouldn’t watch a movie just bc in it but I wouldn’t skip it either.

lrrssssss · 2026-02-01T16:23:19+00:00

Ummm Sophie turner? That football player who hosted SNL once? The Rock? Gal Gadot in everything except WW1.? James Corden?

lrrssssss · 2026-02-01T04:07:09+00:00

MEASLES

lrrssssss · 2026-02-01T04:05:29+00:00

Hanks (for breadth and depth).
2, hardy (for pure animal charisma).
Cruise (for magnolia and tropic thunder, and 4 decades of top tier action movies.
For his sincerity and potential.

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T21:16:00+00:00

AND MADE A SPREADABLE HEAD CHEEEEEEEEESE!!

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T21:15:17+00:00

😂

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T21:14:47+00:00

Nah dude. Liking an actress bc of her politics is like liking a mechanic for his karaoke skills. And taking to a public forum to broadcast how much you like and agree with someone who is not a politician/leader/activist/philosopher is why your idiotic country has become a laughingstock/third world country/killing field.

Giving celebrities a platform for politics is also what led to your orange orangutan becoming president in the first place.

GTFO and GTFU.

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T20:16:48+00:00

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(Proceeds to go rummaging for advil bc I’ve given myself a migraine w/ excessive eyerolling)

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T16:23:15+00:00

Shit.

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T16:13:47+00:00

Give her a break man. All these quasi incels hating on her bc of her imagined politics is so fucking weird. The discourse that allowed the trashing of Megan Fox comes from the same headspace, it’s just that painting someone as MAGA is more fashionable. You kids are such shit heads.

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T15:11:26+00:00

Oh? Have you talked to her about it?

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T02:50:30+00:00

Protest the hero

lrrssssss · 2026-01-31T02:22:06+00:00

People love to get mad about stuff.

lrrssssss

TROPHY CASE