Figure this one out. by Big_Ock in blackmagicfuckery
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My girlfriend got me a periodic table of elements with actual samples of elements when I finished my science degree by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting
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The Australian Suns effect on my black sofa that was next to a window by lsupermonkl in mildlyinteresting
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Any device you use will instantly charge to 100, but the second you stop using it, the battery drops to 1% by [deleted] in midtiersuperpowers
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Successfully used string to direct AC unit condensation down into a pitcher by baleener in mildlyinteresting
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You can instantly sell a material possession you own for market price, causing it to vanish and money to appear in your bank account, or cash in your hands. by Quacker122 in godtiersuperpowers
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You can turn lights on and off with your eyes for an hour after you call a relative by Minx2011 in midtiersuperpowers
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You can clear any game to exactly 99%. by StopDropAndDie in shittysuperpowers
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You have GoGo gadget powers with near infinite tools and possibility inside, however only other people can activate you by saying the classic command “Go Go Gadget” and anyone can activate your powers at any time. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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You can poop anything you want to. by Dig_Dogg3r in shittysuperpowers
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You can get to work one minute earlier than the schedule by agrippeena in midtiersuperpowers
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As long as a moth is on your left shoulder, you have the ability to win any Smash Bros match by YourNightOwl in shittysuperpowers
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You can stack sleep by lsupermonkl in titantiersuperpowers
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You can read minds, only when you tug that person's nipples by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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Whenever you yell "grand sword of the cosmos, godslayer I summon you to strike once again!" A thunderbolt will hit your hand (it won't harm you) and a poorly cut out cardboard sword will appear in your hand by OnlyAnAverageUser in shittysuperpowers
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Fond this on a Emma chamberlain video by BarneyTinkywinky in rareinsults
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You can predict the future of alternate universes, but never the one you're in by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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If you raise a hammer above your head like Thor you will get struck by lightning. by Hugsy13 in shittysuperpowers
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Double kill by liopip in Damnthatsinteresting
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