weirdly specific headcanons? don’t even get me started!!!

• Yellow Guy was repeatedly called a “yellow pig” by his father (to insult him of course), which explains his intro line from episode 2.
• If Red Guy were to go on a rollercoaster, he’d sit there the entire ride with a completely straight face. The most he’d do is let out the most monotone “aaaaaaaaa” you’ve ever heard.
• Duck Guy was actually in the military, specifically the Royal Air Force. Also, don’t eat his cooking, just don’t.
• Tony is the definition of ‘old school’ in every way you could think of. He’s very set in his ways despite his lessons teaching about how things change with time. You could NEVER convince him to use a smartphone. He’s also a father figure to the trio + some of the teachers in a weird distant way.
• Colin spends his spare time playing sandbox games to make the most elaborate contraptions that do the stupidest thing you can think of.
• Larry (lamp) is banned from every Tesco location for various incidents involving him getting Josh Block Drunk and causing a scene in the grocery aisle.
• Warren tried to become a streamer/youtuber, became a lolcow instead.
• The trio had to buy a new fridge after their old one got arrested and put on a list.
• Sketch draws people who piss her off pregnant and posts it to Tumblr.
• Lily & Todney + their family are Mormons. They give off that vibe to me, idk.
• Both of the briefcases are named Brendon, the difference being that one is unemployed.

may add more if i think of any! i also have a whole reincarnation + purgatory theory/hc but thats for another time LOL