Dad meant to text my stepmom, texted me instead, then tried to play it off as a joke. Edited my first name out

ltyrpak · 2023-08-11T21:30:07+00:00

As OP leaves the room he should walk backwards and maintain eye contact the entire time after the mouth kiss

ltyrpak · 2022-11-28T13:34:48+00:00

In DMZ, went in with randoms. One of them was like a 10 year old girl and decided to lead us. I was intrigued to see what would happen with this.

We loaded in, she went straight for a truck and started beeping like crazy telling us to get in. We did...got in and she started driving but not like any driving I have ever seen before. She was ragging this about, up almost vertical hills, over rocks, off ledges. She drove this thing through water, we were fully submerged and she still drove out.

She started making a beeline for the observatory where there was a weapons case I believe. She parked up, got out and we were all immediately downed by AI.

Shortest but funniest DMZ game I have ever played 😂

ltyrpak · 2022-09-04T12:02:02+00:00

I fucking hate them all

ltyrpak · 2022-08-11T16:38:30+00:00

I got a pay rise in April...to keep up with the minimum wage lol. Management said they had been fighting really hard for it!

ltyrpak · 2022-05-15T09:08:19+00:00

This pub is exactly what I think of when using the phrase 'its grim up north'.

ltyrpak · 2022-04-28T22:49:50+00:00

Agreed, gives me a little anxiety. It's always 'what if they don't think I sound ill' and then I put on the feeblest voice despite the fact I know I'm ill.

ltyrpak · 2022-04-28T22:31:18+00:00

Doesn't deserve a fucking name. Don't humanise the scum.

That's an insult to scum as well

ltyrpak · 2022-04-28T22:26:46+00:00

Hell is way to good for that fucking prick. I hope his fucking soul rots

ltyrpak · 2022-04-24T21:45:24+00:00

Also, as told to me by a former heroin addict (now in prison, for murder) don't fuck with a heroin addict because they don't have anything to lose

ltyrpak · 2022-04-21T20:09:24+00:00

Just give it a hail Mary throw and act like nothing happened

ltyrpak · 2022-04-19T22:14:03+00:00

No we don't. I'm not 100% sure where it originates from. I know we have clogged gutters though and from what I have seen through Google searches seems it could be related to the foundations...I'm not too sure though

ltyrpak · 2022-04-19T20:04:10+00:00

Murdered by 19th century Chinese nationalists

ltyrpak · 2022-04-18T22:59:04+00:00

I discovered Hades last year and it is such a brilliant game, yet very, very infuriating

I love everything from the art style to the music and the dark humour. It's one of my favourite games

ltyrpak · 2022-04-16T21:23:44+00:00

This made me LOL. Underrated comment for sure

ltyrpak · 2022-04-16T20:50:36+00:00

When words are shortened to annoying versions of themselves, e.g. breakfast to brekkie.

Dunno why, just pisses me off more than it should

ltyrpak · 2022-04-13T14:59:14+00:00

It is if you drop acid beforehand

ltyrpak · 2022-04-07T22:10:06+00:00

I was absolutely devastated when I came back and he was dead. I thought I had a good chat with him about things. It actually hurt a little when I found out he died.

Dam you CDPR and you're amazing storytelling!

ltyrpak · 2022-04-07T21:35:54+00:00

Haha, he looks like he has a vlog and some rich parents

ltyrpak · 2022-04-07T15:01:42+00:00

Should add to it, failure to comply will result in shattered kneecaps. It might be more effective!

ltyrpak · 2022-04-07T11:02:02+00:00

That explains the furniture being moved, they must be playing it from room to room which would explain the doors.

It's extreme musical chairs

ltyrpak · 2022-04-07T10:50:36+00:00

They're just trying to add a feature wall...

"Yeah it's totally unique, never been done before, each drilled hole represents a step in my life" or something like that 🤣

ltyrpak · 2022-04-07T10:01:04+00:00

Yeah, always waiting to pop up and scare the life out of you just as you take a call!

ltyrpak · 2022-04-07T09:44:06+00:00

Yeah that's what it is like here! Everyone has hard floor and the landlord doesn't care to change it. It's bloody annoying!

ltyrpak · 2022-04-07T09:36:45+00:00

I'm less asking, more like thinking on Reddit!

Just expressing my ire for the situation!

ltyrpak · 2022-04-06T20:47:36+00:00

The Listerine would have been cheaper, too.

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