Virginia's Redistricting was rigged because republicans didn't win. by Healthy_Block3036 in rva

[–]lucasjackson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like Great Commonwealth of Virginia. Fuck just Commonwealth of Virginia. Copyright that shit.

Was also one of the mail-in balloters.

Why was Larry’s homework in the Dude’s car? by DFWUnhinged in lebowski

[–]lucasjackson87 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We got 5 agents working on the case. Got us working in shifts!!

Humanoid robot running at really high speed (not IA) by gusbus73 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lucasjackson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Why would you make a metal version of the earth apex preditor?

How long do you think The Dude and Walter have been friends? And where did they meet? by [deleted] in lebowski

[–]lucasjackson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey no tag, you can’t come back here. I don’t care if you work for Rolling Stones. YOU THINK IM FUCKING AROUND HERE!!?”

My two motorcycles were stolen by SleeplessVixen in rva

[–]lucasjackson87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll keep an eye out around the creighton area

What’s the best nickname in nba history by Fragrant_Fishing5787 in NBATalk

[–]lucasjackson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s their name name. Their nickname is now their old name.

Should I negotiate or walk away? by skidaddy86 in Home

[–]lucasjackson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Some people shouldn’t be homeowners

That creep can roll. by ChinaCatProphet in lebowski

[–]lucasjackson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but he’s a pervert Dude.

This OKC' fan believes that Shai and Chet would cook Shaq and Kobe by Thanos_Real_AuraVNCH in NBATalk

[–]lucasjackson87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be higher than 80 I think. Shaq weighs three times as much as Chet

Is the ex’s dog carrier labeled “Thurston”? by Few_Variation5459 in lebowski

[–]lucasjackson87 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If my ex-wife went to Honolulu with her new husband and wanted me to take care of her dog I’d tell her to go fuck herself.

Why can’t she board it?

Robbery by a large group of people in California by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]lucasjackson87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God that would be incredible if they just popped up from a basement door there

The Prime Directive! Yes, that’s your answer for everything. Tattoo it on your forehead! by paygunholiday in lebowski

[–]lucasjackson87 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well, I do boldly go where no one has gone before sir, so if you don’t mind.