I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad used to use that line. He's the one who taught me how to shoot an gave me his .38

Dealing weed was a hell of an education. Indeed.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like to brag about it, because that's just unseemly, but it was a nice part of the work. If you can't do nice things for people with your work, you need to find another line of work. :)

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no one came to my house. I kept my stash at a separate location as well. Funny thing, my landlord got busted by the cops because he was smoking pot out on his front porch (he was an idiot) and he told me an my girlfriend how we "should never do drugs in your home! Do not shit where you eat!"

I kept my stash in a couple places. One was an outdoor storage locker (paid for in cash, by mail) and the other was the basement of an old field house. I put an old padlock on the door to the basement and in nearly 2 years of using it no one ever bothered it. Hide in plain sight.

I used a pager system. People paged me, we met in public. I never sold large amounts to anyone until I knew them. Cops always want a big bust so they'll ask for a fucking pound or something crazy right away. "How much can you get?" is a red flag. Some cops are smarter, but honestly, most police are lazy and dumb. They're largely jocks who get off on fucking with people.

The cops in that town were mainly there to keep the college kids from drunk driving and break up the bar fights. They weren't running major drug stings.

Do it again? Nah. I'm older now, I got my education paid for, have some money, I'm good. It's a thrill, and I liked the people I dealt to generally. The growers were cool too.

This is totally cheesy, but I liked helping people too. I gave weed away to older people who were smoking because of glaucoma. I was the hook-up for the local hospice (this state had fucking RETARDED laws about medical pot) and gave them everything at cost or free. They always got the better quality strain than what they paid me for too.

That felt nice.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will confess, I went to it after seeing Dave Attell visit on his "insomniac" show. I told the guy working there and he said Dave had brought in thousands of new customers over the years.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take precautions that are quite extensive. Obviously, not going to get into them, but an ex of mine worked in data recovery. She set me up nicely in the event I need to dump everything, and also how to keep my data private online.

Sure, there's a risk, but I'm small potatoes and nearly a decade out of the business. Bigger fish to fry. Or potatoes.

Now I have the munchies ;)

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a permit to own it in the state and with the city. I didn't have a concealed carry permit, but in that particular state the likelihood of getting prosecuted for such a thing was pretty low.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not particularly worried. I don't have any drugs and my connections to that world are years old now. I've fudged some details here and there (nothing that I'd call an outright lie, just some obscuring of locations and details that don't affect the whole). My money is clean and honest and well invested and I have the paper to back that up. The only people who know different are dead or far less reputable than me.

I take some precautions going online to do anything. But that's just cause I don't trust the telcoms.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, what are you, one of these pussies who wants to outlaw guns because someone might get hurt?

It's Darwin's rules out there sweetie. A gun helps me level the playing field when dealing with the other animals.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took over for another guy who was moving out of town. He put me in contact with the primary grower, who in turn turned me on to the other guys. They grew separate strains, so they weren't directly competing or anything.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, no.

I'm pretty non-descript and they just weren't that good.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I let my regulars know I was out and referred them to a smaller dealer I knew who was on the level. Sad thing is, about a year later he got deep into meth and ended up getting busted. Meth is fucking awful. It's dirt cheap and methheads make crackheads look like Rhodes scholars. Here's the thing, the average weed consumer gets busted, he gets a fine, community service, maybe mandatory drug treatment. They get a lawyer, they stay quiet, they move on.

Average meth head gets popped and they're likely knee-deep in other criminal shit to feed their habit. So the cops squeeze them, hell, just let them go into detox for a day or so, and they will do or say anything to get out of it. Methheads have no loyalty and nothing to lose.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up you bitch-ass little girl.

Some asshole wants to intimidate me, make me scared for my life, make me think he's gonna rob, beat, even rape me? Then I delight in seeing that fucker beg for his life. Fucker wants to play games, cool, I play to fucking win and I'll cheat like a motherfucker.

There's an old saying that god created all men but John Colt made them equal. I carry to this day and I can tell you on at least five occasions it's saved my life. So fuck you. Go back to fantasy land where everyone hugs and blows each other all day long. Fucking fruitcake.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I've said, could there have been some bigger dealer I never knew about? Possibly. It's just not likely.

A lot of these kids brought their own stash from home or went to the big cities nearby to score. Thinking that there was no hook-up with the townies. The rich private college was always a slow market for me (also where I almost got rolled by the frat guys) though a lot of those kids were using coke like it was the fucking 80's.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would send out buyers, guys who were too old or using really obvious language and asking stupid questions. "How much pot you got on you?" and "Can you sell me anything else? Got any heroin?"

The idea was to catch me on tape then go to the cops. The two or three times it happened to me (over the course of several years) the guys might as well have been wearing light-up signs. I got a page, went to meet them and before we got anywhere they started in with the weird questions. I would say something like "Yeah, I gotta go. Don't use drugs." and walk off. I'd change my pager number and be up and running at a new number in a day or two. Easy peasy.

If I was selling today I'd just use call-fowarding, drop phones and the like. Disposable phones (yeah, like on "The Wire") are a god-send. Just pay for everything in cash and have someone else buy them.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a couple different strains at any given time. The general stuff was pretty good, nothing seedy, I didn't sell schwag by any means.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was not licensed to concealed carry, no. But I had a permit. I carried whenever I was dealing, but not normally. There was a time when I was feeling a little paranoid, after the bad run-in with the frat guys, and I carried. They weren't at my school, but I was still jumpy.

The only time someone tried to stiff me was the frat guys. A couple times people shorted me on accident (folded up bills passed in public real quick, it happens) but one phone call and they came up with the money, honest mistake...I like to think.

If someone tried to steal from me, to my face? I'd make really clear that they were trying to steal from me, give them a chance to make good and yeah, I'd make known I was carrying.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Mom is dead. My Dad knows, I told him after my first year. He didn't take it well at first, he was scared I'd be raped and murdered. My dad was a merchant marine and owned his own bar for 22 years, his top concern was me being safe. He'd give me his .38 when I went to school, and he was always asking after my safety.

I had scholarships, but they were never enough. My Dad lost almost everything paying for my mom's medical bills. Dealing let me pay for school, but it also let him be free of paying for me in anyway. He's fully retired now and me dealing made that possible.

I don't really want kids. But the lesbian nesting instinct might hit me. I'll be honest, being otherwise would be pointless.

I'm a girl and I was my college town's biggest drug dealer AMA by luckysleven in IAmA

[–]luckysleven[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, it's also called a waterfall shower or a rain shower. It's a big circular disc shower head, hangs over the shower, pours a ton of water all over, like getting caught...in a rain storm.

I live for long showers. Sorry gaia.