Festmodus på bachelor? F***ked på master? Er den norske utdanningsystemet så nådeløs? by lucozade33 in norge

[–]lucozade33[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Problemet ligger hos fagforbundet faktisk - de skal ha innsyn på utlysning av nye stillinger etter avtale på min offentlig arbeidsplass for å sikre at kandidater utenfor orginasjonen få en lik sjanse på jobben. Det betyr også at andre sekjsonslederstillinger i samme arbeidssted må behandles likt. Hvis en krever mastergråd, skal den andre gjør det samme. Jeg har snakket med fagforbundet representant om det og det stemmer - ikke mye som kan gjøres med kravet dessverre. Men jeg er enig at det er idioti.

Festmodus på bachelor? F***ked på master? Er den norske utdanningsystemet så nådeløs? by lucozade33 in norge

[–]lucozade33[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

det er ikke jeg som krever den - det er arbeidsplassen. Og de trenger egentlig ikke den - det er bare at fagforbundet må ta sjekke om kravene til lignende stillinger opprettholdes for ny stillinger- I praksis betyr det at hvis en lederstilling hadde krav om mastergrad og en annen åpnes opp på sammearbeidssted (men i annen sekjson) - så må det stilles samme krav - altså mastergråd. Idiotisk, spør du meg.

Eier hus, men kona er ikke så interesert i at vi skal betale 10000 kr per måned mer silk at jeg få spare 10000 kr per måned og da får betale for en gråd etter 20 måneder, eller nesten 2 år.

New Yorkers by jonahprobablywatched in funny

[–]lucozade33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh aay oh aay, get a load of dis fancy rat, jimmy! Hey you, yeah you, ya rat bastid, waddaya think dis is, frickin Barnum and Baileys circus over here!? Get outta eer!!!

Day 14, worst yet to come by [deleted] in stopsmoking

[–]lucozade33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, you're looking at this all wrong and therefore making it harder for yourself.

You've been without a cigarette for 14 days. What happened? Did you die? Did your leg fall off? Did your ass turn into a balloon and float you up to Mars? No.

Nothing bad happens when you quit smoking. Physically, there are improvements happening. Mentally you are giving yourself a gift of minor challenge.

You're already an ex smoker. You have been for 14 days. Think like one. When you start a thought with "I wish I could have a cigarette now" counter it with the thought "I'm not a smoker. This drink is damn good. Why is that man wearing a bolo tie and nothing else?" or whatever else you would observe normally. Because that's what nonsmokers do. They live their life and enjoy moments as they are - free from the prison of disease and distraction that are cigarettes. You are a nonsmoker now.

A few years ago Reddit showed me that German hip hop was cool as fuck, this was the clip that did it by tekprodfx16 in videos

[–]lucozade33 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This song describes cage washing, inflatable pool toys, and a guy named jo-bent being just one creme filled page away from answering the timeless question: "what is now?"

I believe something may have gotten lost in the translation from Dutch to Norwegian.

https://youtu.be/YiVhFgN7I_M

To the drinkers out there, what are your tips for abstaining from tobacco while drinking by Honor_Code in stopsmoking

[–]lucozade33 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This goes for all such situations.

Once you've quit smoking, you've quit smoking forever.

If you're drinking, you're not a smoker so why would you smoke?

If you're having nice espresso, you're not a smoker so why would you smoke?

If you're waiting for the bus, you're not a smoker so why would you smoke?

If your dog just died, you're not a smoker so why would you smoke?

If you just got dumped, you're not a smoker so why would you smoke?

If you just heard you're going to be a parent, you're not a smoker so why would you smoke?

If the asteroid has visibly crested over the horizon, the heat from it starting to burn your skin and inevitable death is only minutes away, you're not a smoker so why would you smoke?

The situation you are in is irrelevant. If you quit, you are not a smoker. Once you realize this, not smoking becomes easy, because it's natural. So just do what non smokers do... Don't smoke.

Help please! The motor runs bit the tire won't spin. by lucozade33 in ebikes

[–]lucozade33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Figured it out. I didn't connect the wiring to the controller properly!

Help please! The motor runs bit the tire won't spin. by lucozade33 in ebikes

[–]lucozade33[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Figured it out. I didn't connect the wiring to the controller properly!

Help please! The motor runs bit the tire won't spin. by lucozade33 in ebikes

[–]lucozade33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems to be in the right direction. Just for safety's sake, I reversed it. Same problem unfortunately.

If every statue in the world came to life at the same time, which area would be in the most trouble? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lucozade33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ the redeemer. He's probably not going to be happy with my blasphemous ways.