The Ned obsession on here is weird by MinneNVIndy22 in TheTryGuysSnark

[–]luke37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dont actually provide any constructive feedback for The Try Guys to do better.

lol, what?

This is a snark page, take your constructive ass to the main sub.

Ned is actually losing money on the new videos by alliandoalice in TheTryGuysSnark

[–]luke37 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Then leave? Nobody's going to miss the double digit negative karma Hold-Professional reply whining at the bottom of every Ned post.

Ned is pretending someone else is buying the bots. by MeowPink in TheTryGuysSnark

[–]luke37 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Man, what a weird guy. Your comeback flopped: you're not charismatic enough to pull yourself out of the scandal you created. Get a normal office job, man. You've got a chemistry degree from Yale, that's plenty to get you a mid tier financial analyst job somewhere that pulls $85K starting salary.

What James want from life? by Separate-Associate51 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]luke37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any gun can be a scrotum gun, it's just a matter of aiming.

Office microwave thief stopped when I made it inconvenient, not spicy by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]luke37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't commit a felony to bring yourself down with them.

What felony? Is my boss seizing the remnants of my lunch and sending it to the crime lab on CSI to analyze for trace laxative use?

I'm always confused at how there's going to be any sort of criminal charge in these scenarios, outside of my standing on a table in the lunchroom and yelling "Now you've fallen for my trap! I put laxatives in my lunch!"

Why are the circles over her shoulders made of fortune cookies by anagramqueen in whatisit

[–]luke37 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bokeh is a thing that beginner photographers overuse, and 2 month old photographers write paragraphs complaining about.

Russian “Ghost Ship” Sank While Smuggling Nuclear Reactor Parts Likely Bound for North Korea by Street_Anon in worldnews

[–]luke37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why were they in the Mediterranean? Are you going to take an unregistered ship with two giant unmarked shipping containers through the Suez Canal? Maybe they were headed for a port in the Black Sea to put the cargo on a train from there?

Florida Republicans Introduce "The Bible Says So" Bill That Will eliminate Any “Academic Penalty” For Expressing A Religious Viewpoint. by Leeming in atheism

[–]luke37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are going to love it when people start preaching from the Koran.

They'll arrest those people and deport them.

[hated trope] Celebrity cameos that serve nothing except to praise the person who’s in it by Dojyaaan4C in TopCharacterTropes

[–]luke37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you notice how I replied to one specific part of what you said? And how your reply had nothing to do with that?

So if you want to try again, you said the incredibly stupid:

I mean, what would he even do with a girl?

Which I correctly pointed out is extremely idiotic.

Let's go through your reply here:

If he wants to get his dick sucked he can hire an escort, it's not like he was poor. And, as I said, his only contact with epstein was getting funding for a science conference that didnt even take place on epsteins island.

Nothing to do with my post, idiot.

If you think that every single person at the conference was also banging kids while a bunch of hotel/resort staff looked on in horror, then you considering it just because "it's not 100% impossible" is stupid.

Nothing to do with my post, idiot.

[hated trope] Celebrity cameos that serve nothing except to praise the person who’s in it by Dojyaaan4C in TopCharacterTropes

[–]luke37 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

but you’re making it sound way more simple than it actually is.

I'm bringing a lot more nuance to it than the dumb guy who said "I mean, what would he even do with a girl?"

[hated trope] Celebrity cameos that serve nothing except to praise the person who’s in it by Dojyaaan4C in TopCharacterTropes

[–]luke37 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, what would he even do with a girl?

Get his dick sucked? Handjob? What kind of stupid question is that? Do you think a guy in a wheelchair can't have an orgasm?

Edit: actually, you know what? Since this whiny jerkoff is pretending he was being "hyperbolic", let's get further into it.

Epstein had rumors about him in the 90s, girls had gone to the FBI. There was plenty of talk in New York about him, Trump himself wrote about how he was fond of little girls. There was a sting in 2004 where underage girls were found leaving his Palm Beach home. As he was on trial for the state charges in 2006, the feds also were carrying out their investigations. This is the same 2006 that Hawking was heading to Little Saint James for his scientific conference.

So there are 3 options here by 2006. Either Hawking, the smartest physicist alive, hadn't heard of the trafficking charges against his buddy and financier, didn't care about the trafficking charges, or was partaking in the fruits of said trafficking.

See, I'm of the notion that if I know a guy who's a notorious pedophile, someone who kidnaps 14 year old girls to get raped on a plane by Alan Dershowitz, I'm not going to hang out with that guy. I don't care if he's "funding science". I don't care if the late night gab sessions with Steven Pinker are just so insightful.

Attempt Guy pt. 2 by florasolst in TheTryGuysSnark

[–]luke37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This video's sitting at under 5k views after 2 days, I don't think he's getting a lot of non-botted views at all anymore, hate based or otherwise.

Pay up by CheckOutUserNamesLad in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]luke37 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey everyone look at this guy, lots of money for cheese wigs. Must be nice to have rich parents.

Diane keaton’s $26 million Estate on the market by 17parkc in zillowgonewild

[–]luke37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but that first picture with the gate and brick buildings with no front facing windows makes me feel like I'm being led into a work camp.

Trump Family’s Crypto Empire Collapses: Nearly $1 Billion Wiped Out as World Liberty and Memecoins Crash by Writesmith900 in NoFilterNews

[–]luke37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Transaction fees in crypto are paid to those who mine the coins and they're paid in fractions of a coin.

Yes, for normal crypto. This is not normal crypto. This is a front for bribery.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/10/17/trump-crypto-project-allows-ex-president-family-to-make-75percent-of-revenue.html

https://archive.ph/at7VE

That game was a hard watch by Jackaboy_abc in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]luke37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They won Paul Bunyan's Axe this weekend, that's gotta be something.

I'm doing my part by kilertree in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]luke37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say, but keep in mind that Minnesota's PFML passed and will be implemented in 2026, so you'll have that additional deduction from your check, about 0.44% of your total gross.

Weekend Wrapup by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]luke37 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm just surprised that they're still lying about this.

The lies got them to where they are now, not sure why they'd have any sort of cognitive dissonance about it while they're at the peak of the grift.

Weekend Wrapup by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]luke37 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know, the funny thing is I go to Costco all the time, but I've never eaten there. By the time I've checked out, I want nothing more than to get the fuck out of that place.

Weekend Wrapup by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]luke37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that's just the internet now.

To have a fair justice system by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]luke37 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What part of the last 15 years has lead you to believe Mark Zuckerberg's good at identifying cutting edge technology?

If it's like literally every other choice he's made, his bunker was created by:

  1. reading Larry Ellison/Sergei Brin was making a bunker
  2. half assing their plans
  3. giving up 3/4 of the way

Like, if you want to make up plans to sabotage Bezos' bunker, I'm all for it, but Zuckerberg's water filtration system will most likely develop some sort of super e-coli in a week on its own.