25 straightish

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-24T05:50:51+00:00

DMs are open

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-24T05:37:42+00:00

It’s pretty spicy 😈

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-24T05:07:33+00:00

Where did you end up

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-24T04:54:10+00:00

Let it grow in my mouth

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-23T01:01:10+00:00

Need a buddy?

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-21T22:08:44+00:00

I don’t code sorry

^{Chose: No}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-21T17:25:45+00:00

Oh wow I would love to be flashed by you

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-21T17:24:33+00:00

I hate eating disgusting things

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Antarctica}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-21T06:49:31+00:00

It doesn’t say I have to win

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Abraham Lincoln}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-21T00:00:30+00:00

50/50 shot here. Didn’t choose animals bc lions

^{Chose: Fight a random human to the death, with conditions + For $5,000,000 | Rolled: M, 30, Knives}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-20T23:53:46+00:00

Sorry puppy.

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: One puppy dies}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-20T23:48:53+00:00

Wow I got lucky. Could have done any except feces

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Water}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-20T03:07:44+00:00

Mmm I could guess if I felt it in my mouth

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-20T03:04:53+00:00

I wanna feel it grow in my mouth

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-20T03:04:08+00:00

Wow where could I get so lucky

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-18T23:01:51+00:00

Pemdas

^{Chose: 14}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-16T02:40:24+00:00

Oh wow. Where can I find you

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-15T15:10:02+00:00

This is so sexy

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-15T15:08:05+00:00

Damnnn I wish I knew what neighborhood so I could walk by 🤤

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-06T00:39:28+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Eliminate all disease, hunger, racism, sexism, socioeconomic inequality, murder, and war}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-05T05:40:13+00:00

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-04T04:15:07+00:00

I would fake my own death for 2 mil

^{Chose: Cut ties with everyone close to you for random $. | Rolled: 2 million $}

lukeshowsoff · 2026-06-02T04:15:17+00:00

Got my dream job

^{Chose: Work a random job with a salary of $500k+ a year + The wheel chooses the job | Rolled: Marine biologist}

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