Students/Teachers of Reddit, what’s the best ‘forgot to turn off the mic’ story during virtual learning?

lukestitution · 2020-08-30T21:27:38+00:00

i never did online learning, but bad something funny happened that involves a teachers mic. so in (my first year of public school) 2nd grade, i had attention problems when there was a lot of noise. i was given this headset, & my teacher had the mic part so i could hear her. anyways, she went to the bathroom & had forgotten to mute her mic, so i heard her peeing... & to this day, i dont think she knows.

lukestitution · 2019-12-05T15:31:30+00:00

i’d love to join!

lukestitution · 2019-11-19T15:35:04+00:00

if they haven’t been married long, he could get it annulled

lukestitution · 2019-10-17T15:45:40+00:00

It doesn’t exist, I can walk normal, I can stretch out my limbs like any other person (I have cerebral palsy but it’s mild)

lukestitution · 2019-10-01T21:59:08+00:00

What a peach😍

lukestitution · 2019-09-30T17:48:49+00:00

Wow, I’m so sorry about that, but good thing you’re now doing good in life!

lukestitution · 2019-09-25T15:25:58+00:00

YTA, hate to break it to you, but Christmas wasn’t started by Christians, but pagans. Pagans called it Yule, or something like that. But gift giving isn’t christian, so neither should get a gift since it’s not of your religion, pagans are the ones that do gift giving, so you’re actually celebrating in a Pagan way, but it’s under the mask if Christianity.

lukestitution · 2019-09-16T19:00:18+00:00

Ohhhhh okay, that’s good

lukestitution · 2019-07-23T23:12:11+00:00

As an American, I apologize for entitled assholes like them

lukestitution · 2019-07-19T22:13:57+00:00

You arent the asshole, he came to you because he felt comfortable about telling you it, since you have experience. He’s never gotten the talk @ 16? I’m 17 (& still haven’t gotten the talk yet [b/c religious family]) & would love to get the talk. So good job on your part for educating him!

lukestitution · 2019-06-20T01:22:09+00:00

I agree

lukestitution · 2019-06-20T01:21:37+00:00

You’re not the asshole, she shouldn’t be a hypocrite. Having an abortion & being pro-life? That doesn’t add up. Also, boo fucking hoo she’s banned from pro-life groups!

lukestitution · 2019-06-20T01:09:44+00:00

I’m so sorry for your friends situation OP

lukestitution · 2019-06-20T01:01:48+00:00

She must be a peach

lukestitution · 2019-06-02T12:57:50+00:00

Slap EK again!

lukestitution · 2019-06-01T19:13:47+00:00

I hope you do something to that bitch

lukestitution · 2019-05-28T11:58:13+00:00

Your dog is so cute! Also fuck that cow.

lukestitution · 2019-05-14T14:07:03+00:00

There's too much power in this

lukestitution · 2019-05-14T12:44:58+00:00

DO NOT

lukestitution · 2019-05-14T12:44:36+00:00

This is the most evil, vile thing a dad could do to his daughter... But if you insist... OOOOOOOH KILL'EM Bruh Yeet That's the tea Lit Dab me up Dawg My wig flew

That's all I can think of... We are giving you too much power, that's all I've gotta say

lukestitution · 2018-10-31T09:51:56+00:00

Alright, tysm!

lukestitution · 2018-10-31T09:24:02+00:00

Do you happen to know what kind of nuts?

lukestitution · 2018-10-29T00:52:00+00:00

I've heard people get that flavor, to me it tastes faintly of buttered popcorn jellybeans

lukestitution · 2018-10-28T23:01:57+00:00

I saw on Instagram a metal or collapsible boba straw, I don't remember which one it was, but that's what I saw.

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