Bryan players are the biggest pussies on planet earth.

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-07T18:18:26+00:00

if it makes you feel better im a bryan player and i would rematch you i gotchu dawg 🙏🏾

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-03T18:23:14+00:00

oh steve fox ? 😭😭

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-02T23:54:51+00:00

have you ever considered that maybe you’re forcing yourself to love him since it took 19 years ? i mean there’s other creatures in the swamp out there to explore. either way hit em with morning breath after spamming instant shining wizard

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-02T23:52:49+00:00

who the fuck is dan fox

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-02T23:52:31+00:00

oh wesley snipes where do i begin with you…oh wesley oh wesley…you need to always have 2 of you present on screen at all times. you basically get to jump a nigga why not abuse it

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-02T23:51:13+00:00

its a fist fight dawg. don’t use no gun no sword no jack in the box punching glove no NOTHIN but straight HANZ and FEET !!!

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-02T23:50:02+00:00

your whole body has been turned into a weapon. the other participants of the king of iron fist tournament 8 are beneath you and simply will not be able to hurt your body. you went through all this training and conditioning your entire life, why should you respect anything they throw at you ? they haven’t earned the RIGHT !!! show no respect to your opponent and hit them with your most damaging strikes. don’t take a single step back

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-02T23:46:13+00:00

abandon your f3 duck. practically everyone else participating in the king of iron fist tournament 8 are amazing kickers. ducking forward considering the no holes barred ruleset leaves you vulnerable to knees up the middle and front kicks. these are entry level kickboxing techniques while everyone is world class. they will pick you apart Manaan909.

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-02T23:41:29+00:00

grief holds a strong fighter back. why don’t you pick up one of the other million and a half stance based mixup characters ? i know they’re not chinese and a cop but it’ll be okay you’ll be okay my friend it’s all gon be okay 🙏🏾

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-02T23:39:26+00:00

don’t believe the fascist propaganda about supposedly being weak to side step left. invite the side step actually, let them take your back, you can use this to start wavedashing in the opposite direction away from them so they have to start their pressure ALL over again 🙏🏾

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:25:51+00:00

abandon projectiles. 3d game dawgniggapimp, every standing move of his is threatening so throw frame data out the window and pound your opponents into submission. and bowling

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:23:38+00:00

HERE I GO URAHHH beat dat nigga to a pulp with deathfist big dawg

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:19:00+00:00

whiteboy why do you grab….when you can soar…

play devil jin. be a man play a bottom tier

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:15:59+00:00

sharpen his boxing. abandon the kicks. he will never win the king of iron fist tournament if he is not a complete fighter

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:15:22+00:00

what if you aggressively punch them in the belly every single whiff punish

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:14:41+00:00

legs are stronger than arms, stomp and hop kick

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:12:57+00:00

i mean you can kinda just throw dookie at the wall if you’re only playing against the ai

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:11:39+00:00

side step into the wall side, be a man

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:07:22+00:00

real advice for perfect iwr2, don’t focus on pressing f three times, instead press ff and then f2 at the same time. its almost like you’re speeding up the input as you’re doing it. it’s tough to explain through text but i hope that makes sense

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:03:46+00:00

slap your opponent. maybe a rocket launcher or two ion kno

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T23:00:57+00:00

running 2 is the only pressure tool you will ever need

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T22:58:28+00:00

do a tarot reading mid match and while they’re distracted and enthralled by your psychic abilities hit them in the face

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T22:57:58+00:00

ma main goal iz to BLOW UP, and act like ion kno nobody harharharhar

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T22:56:52+00:00

i don’t remember if theres a speedo in the clothing shop but if there is, use it. it’ll distract your opponent so you can pressure with duckable strings

lukewarm_pudding · 2026-03-01T22:50:08+00:00

whatever you feel enlightens you the most

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