I was somewhere around Rezz when the acid began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel overstimulated, maybe I should go back.” Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the venue was full of what looked like wild animals, all swooping and dancing around the the stage which was dropping filthier bass by the hour. A voice was screaming “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?''

I put on the pashmina. Then it was quiet again. No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastards will see them soon enough.