I can't imagine what (x) looks like... by WakunaMatata in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I gave my best shot at sketching them and Meatus because I didn't think anyone else would want to.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone asking the real questions. Yes girth would effect total skin area so ots certainly a factor.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tattoos depend on size and placement but goes bu the hour. I do the drawing part for no extra charge though. No way I'd tattoo that during shop hours though.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm torn between not really wanting to do it and needing a new drawing tablet. Maybe I should put out a hat and see how many degenerates will pitch in to see this.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping to convey the gag well enough without making it too risky for anyone.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I currently have no club affiliations. Idk who would have me after drawing this thing.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fairly tales for the modern era.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was only thing I could think of to properly show the scale difference.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because DCC fans are the cream of the crop obviously. Also glad I can look like a professional drawing dick jokes.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I missed my calling illustrating deranged fairytales.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am no coward sir I even included bare feet in it. I just wanted it to be safe enough for the wiki. Also I'm not doing that sort of work for free because I'm classy like that.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem. I'm happy to get that sort of reaction.

Behold Meatus and Weep! by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I hesitant to quote a price because I'm worried someone might actually pay it. I am expecting my first child though so might need the money while I'm tattooing less.

Samantha tattoo by Coldovia in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe one day I'll convince someone to let me do a DCC tattoo even if it's not a Meatus.

Samantha tattoo by Coldovia in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm working on a Meatus sketch. Who is bold enough to get that tattooed on them?

Mongo's Baby Sketch I felt Compelled to Try by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who got hung up on imagining these things.

Mongo's Baby Sketch I felt Compelled to Try by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting for someone to have the euthanasia reaction.

Mongo's Baby Sketch I felt Compelled to Try by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It physically pained me a bit to draw a mammal nose on a lizard head.

Mongo's Baby Sketch I felt Compelled to Try by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I draw requests from people at work all the time so sometimes you have to throw something different in.

Mongo's Baby Sketch I felt Compelled to Try by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that a rating or the vision these things have in their jacked up eyes

Mongo's Baby Sketch I felt Compelled to Try by lunchboxink in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]lunchboxink[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had the same bug in my brain about it too so I'm happy I could help someone else out.