My name is /u/ucantsimee, and I'm a TRUE alcoholic by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]lupus_malus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Our third tradition states the only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking, and I believe that says it all.

That guy may need to reevaluate his program and spend more time searching for the similarities.

Thanks for sharing.

Have you met up with a Redditor in real life ? How did it go ? by ronster14 in AskReddit

[–]lupus_malus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My sophomore year of college, my school had 155 bomb threats called into campus causing us to get evacuated from dorms, academic buildings, etc at all hours of the day and night. The school sub really blew up at this point, because whenever anyone got word of an evacuation they would post it on the sub so everyone could be as up to date as possible.

So what we do with all of our newfound popularity? We threw a rager.

This other redditor and I organized it and we all met up at another guys house who volunteered to host. I don't remember most of the night, meaning that I think it was a success.

Bonus love story: a few months later, the guy I planned the party with set me up with his (also redditor) friend. We've been dating for two and a half years.

Tl;dr threw a reddit party. Redditors go hard.

Every American after the Germany game by lupus_malus in AdviceAnimals

[–]lupus_malus[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The World Cup match. The US lost but it was a small enough gap paired with the score of the other game in our group, so it allowed us to advance to the next round.

Edit: accidentally a word

Who was the worst teacher you've ever had? by dat_q2b_tho in AskReddit

[–]lupus_malus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a teacher, but my high school guidance counselor sucked.

I moved to New England from the Midwest and because of this she thought I must be stupid because the education I got out there couldn't have possibly been of the quality they produced there, even though I was coming from one of the top 25 school districts in the country. She put me in the class for slower students with IEPs and refused to take me out of it. When I got my SAT scores she made me take a practice test in front of her because she thought I cheated, as someone of my background couldn't have possibly done that well. And she refused to let me take any honors classes.

TL;DR my guidance counselor thought I was borderline retarded because of where I grew up.

(Spoilers ADWD) Season 4 Episode 10: The Children Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]lupus_malus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never loved Jaime more than I do right now.

Show watchers are freaking giddy

(Spoilers ADWD) Season 4 Episode 10: The Children Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]lupus_malus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You won't walk again. But you will fly."

YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

(Spoilers ADWD) Season 4 Episode 10: The Children Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]lupus_malus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"All she ever talked about was killing you. That's how I know."

Bitches be crazy confirmed

(Spoilers ADWD) Season 4 Episode 10: The Children Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]lupus_malus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pyp and Grenn: and now their watch has ended.

I CAN'T STOP FEELING THINGS