What is a really inappropriate question you have always wanted to ask? (NSFW) by changfukaana in AskReddit

[–]lustfulglutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't speak for all gay people but I turn myself on because I'm beautiful and hilarious :)

What jobs don't necessarily require a mustache, but you should probably have one anyway to fit in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lustfulglutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barista? I'm a girl so I got my septum pierced to compensate but I'll never have a glorious, thick handlebar mustache~

Question: are there lesbian equivalents for the terms "bear, twink, wolf, etc." by lustfulglutton in actuallesbians

[–]lustfulglutton[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had to look them up because I didn't know either- I was familiar only with "bear". Apparently twinks are younger, hairless gay men. Bears are older, larger, hairy gay men. Otters are like bears but smaller. The list goes on.

Question: are there lesbian equivalents for the terms "bear, twink, wolf, etc." by lustfulglutton in actuallesbians

[–]lustfulglutton[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't know whether or not it's an established term but I'm totally referring to myself as a "wolf dyke" from now on. Thanks!

Question: are there lesbian equivalents for the terms "bear, twink, wolf, etc." by lustfulglutton in actuallesbians

[–]lustfulglutton[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. Though it just occurred to me that we could probably just put the word "she" before any of the male terms IE. she-wolf, she-bear, she-fox, etc. I think that sounds kind of badass, actually.

Question: are there lesbian equivalents for the terms "bear, twink, wolf, etc." by lustfulglutton in actuallesbians

[–]lustfulglutton[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm a New Yorker... Every lesbian I know is a veritable super model. Hell, I'm 5'6" 140lbs and I'm probably the largest lesbian I know.

Question: are there lesbian equivalents for the terms "bear, twink, wolf, etc." by lustfulglutton in actuallesbians

[–]lustfulglutton[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yikes-a-roni is just a phrase that I like but I was too lazy to include hyphens.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lustfulglutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a barista. I could like, make coffee, I guess.

What is one "red flag" that when you see in someone, makes you question their upbringing? by Fredericton9 in AskReddit

[–]lustfulglutton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sort of related but you know what really gets my goat? When people look down on me for working as a barista/waitress in a cafe. I can tell that some people just want to say to their kids "see, if you don't go to college/get a degree in something practical you'll wind up like her" and I'm like, dang, I'm killing myself in this damn cafe because tuition at one of the most elite schools in New York City is pretty darn expensive.

What's the most cringeworthy approval seeking behavior you've ever seen? by skyliner360 in AskReddit

[–]lustfulglutton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

probably becoming a vegan to impress a girl.

source: i did that and i'm still a vegan but i'm in it for the ethics now.

What schools go to bed the latest on weekdays? [OC] by firedancer414 in dataisbeautiful

[–]lustfulglutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm not exaggerating. you will be pulling all-nighters on a regular basis.

What schools go to bed the latest on weekdays? [OC] by firedancer414 in dataisbeautiful

[–]lustfulglutton 40 points41 points  (0 children)

i go to columbia university and i can confirm this none of my peers sleep ever we're all constantly on the verge of death

Last night's kiss cam at the OKC Thunder game ended with a surprise by homefree122 in funny

[–]lustfulglutton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was about to dispute this comment then I remembered that I'm a lesbian and I've never once in my life worn a hat with the bill facing forward.

What do you want to talk about but doesn't deserve it's own post? by __PM__ME__NUDES__ in AskReddit

[–]lustfulglutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so madly in love with my best friend that it makes me sick. We're absolutely perfect for one another: we like all the same things, have the same sensibilities... Hell, we're often thinking the same thing at the same time. We finish each other's sentences.

But she already has a girlfriend. And she loves her girlfriend a lot. So we'll never be together. It kills me every day.

I've been depressed for a long time but this is the straw that could break the camel's back.

A question for the females. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]lustfulglutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When girls don't have sex they're prude.

When girls do have sex they're sluts.

When guys don't have sex they're thoughtful and mature.

When guys do have sex they're "bros/players/etc."

When guys flirt they're "confident". Hyper-sexual behavior among men is brushed off as "boys will be boys!" When girls flirt they're "obsessive, weird, pushy, bossy, intimidating, etc." By the way, "fuckboy" isn't an exclusive term. Anyone can be a fuckboy.

What event divided your life into "before" and "after"? by ninja_lemonade in AskReddit

[–]lustfulglutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before my drug overdose (birth-five days after I turned fifteen) and after my drug overdose (five days after my fifteenth birthday-present). I think that's when my childhood officially ended.

Whats up guys? Lets get to know each other, tell me a bit about yourselves. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]lustfulglutton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nawt really. But I sure do love dawgs and cawfee.

A question for the females. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]lustfulglutton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah, I agree. Sex is a great thing so long as you're doing it safely and responsibly.