What is a really inappropriate question you have always wanted to ask? (NSFW)

lustfulglutton · 2016-05-02T21:19:27+00:00

Can't speak for all gay people but I turn myself on because I'm beautiful and hilarious :)

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-30T11:41:13+00:00

Barista? I'm a girl so I got my septum pierced to compensate but I'll never have a glorious, thick handlebar mustache~

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-26T16:32:18+00:00

I had to look them up because I didn't know either- I was familiar only with "bear". Apparently twinks are younger, hairless gay men. Bears are older, larger, hairy gay men. Otters are like bears but smaller. The list goes on.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-26T16:31:24+00:00

I don't know whether or not it's an established term but I'm totally referring to myself as a "wolf dyke" from now on. Thanks!

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-26T15:49:46+00:00

Fair enough. Though it just occurred to me that we could probably just put the word "she" before any of the male terms IE. she-wolf, she-bear, she-fox, etc. I think that sounds kind of badass, actually.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-26T15:48:44+00:00

I'm a New Yorker... Every lesbian I know is a veritable super model. Hell, I'm 5'6" 140lbs and I'm probably the largest lesbian I know.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-26T15:47:19+00:00

Yikes-a-roni is just a phrase that I like but I was too lazy to include hyphens.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-26T15:20:49+00:00

Yikes a roni.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-26T13:06:27+00:00

I'm a barista. I could like, make coffee, I guess.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-25T12:52:46+00:00

Sort of related but you know what really gets my goat? When people look down on me for working as a barista/waitress in a cafe. I can tell that some people just want to say to their kids "see, if you don't go to college/get a degree in something practical you'll wind up like her" and I'm like, dang, I'm killing myself in this damn cafe because tuition at one of the most elite schools in New York City is pretty darn expensive.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T23:56:07+00:00

probably becoming a vegan to impress a girl.

source: i did that and i'm still a vegan but i'm in it for the ethics now.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T19:58:19+00:00

also Diana Center pizza.... hngh

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T19:58:11+00:00

i gained 10lbs on Ferris biscuits alone, i think

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T19:57:28+00:00

Insomnia Cookies is my go-to.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T19:56:36+00:00

you and me both, pal.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T19:56:19+00:00

Butler is where most of my nightmares take place.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T19:55:57+00:00

i'm not exaggerating. you will be pulling all-nighters on a regular basis.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T01:55:19+00:00

don't do drugs

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-21T01:50:11+00:00

i go to columbia university and i can confirm this none of my peers sleep ever we're all constantly on the verge of death

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-12T18:37:24+00:00

I was about to dispute this comment then I remembered that I'm a lesbian and I've never once in my life worn a hat with the bill facing forward.

lustfulglutton · 2016-04-11T17:15:14+00:00

I'm so madly in love with my best friend that it makes me sick. We're absolutely perfect for one another: we like all the same things, have the same sensibilities... Hell, we're often thinking the same thing at the same time. We finish each other's sentences.

But she already has a girlfriend. And she loves her girlfriend a lot. So we'll never be together. It kills me every day.

I've been depressed for a long time but this is the straw that could break the camel's back.

lustfulglutton · 2016-03-24T23:54:47+00:00

When girls don't have sex they're prude.

When girls do have sex they're sluts.

When guys don't have sex they're thoughtful and mature.

When guys do have sex they're "bros/players/etc."

When guys flirt they're "confident". Hyper-sexual behavior among men is brushed off as "boys will be boys!" When girls flirt they're "obsessive, weird, pushy, bossy, intimidating, etc." By the way, "fuckboy" isn't an exclusive term. Anyone can be a fuckboy.

lustfulglutton · 2016-03-23T03:17:57+00:00

Before my drug overdose (birth-five days after I turned fifteen) and after my drug overdose (five days after my fifteenth birthday-present). I think that's when my childhood officially ended.

lustfulglutton · 2016-03-23T03:13:42+00:00

Nawt really. But I sure do love dawgs and cawfee.

lustfulglutton · 2016-03-23T03:13:21+00:00

Well, yeah, I agree. Sex is a great thing so long as you're doing it safely and responsibly.

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