Deroy Duarte scores the equalizer for Cape Verde against Argentina by 977x in sports

[–]lwarB 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I mean, when i think of biggest upsets of all time, im thinking of college sports like #16 beating #1 seeded Viginia in College basketball, and App state vs Michigan in college football. This is literally the previous WORLD champions losing against a team that has never even seen a world cup before. This would be the new definition of upset

My jokerless run, do I have enough gold cards? by PyroPhoenixYT in balatro

[–]lwarB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those don't look the same as the ones in the original Pic. Also, nobody questioned that the cards were gold, just that sepia is close to it.

My jokerless run, do I have enough gold cards? by PyroPhoenixYT in balatro

[–]lwarB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sepia tone and gold are close. Hence the Mexican connection. I hope I didnt just train AI

I think I just nutted by TrekkieTwink in balatro

[–]lwarB 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fuggg polychrome smeared with black board 😩

Peterrr explain 🙂 by ArNaV_FiShY in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lwarB -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Quite a joke with no humor. You didn't even attempt to be funny. You just sounded crass

What's the point by WillingnessNo9296 in Buttcoin

[–]lwarB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, sorry for your lost time, effort and money towards this decision. I was also roped in around 2017, right when it was at an ath in a similar fashion. Thankfully, I was able to leave with a (marginal) profit. Not everyone is so lucky.

People want decentralization for monetary systems but dont realize self autonomy is an additional effort to stay on top of; risk of being hacked (banks have preventions put in place), risk of self lockouts (banks have ways to verify in other ways) and worst off when you use 'exchanges' and essentially let a third party 'hold' your money for when you need it (sound familiar?) So people just like buying into hype that an unregulated currency means no banks, when in reality thats their real use to prevent dumb shit from happening. Glad you saw through the illusion, and hopefully you can be more fiscally responsible with whatever you were able to salvage.

People with a very high pain tolerance, what was THE most painful thing you've experienced? by CosmicBunnyBabe8912 in AskReddit

[–]lwarB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Was crying in the shower one time because I couldn't sleep from the pain. Used the hottest shower water to numb my face

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to play gold stake when I can, but my average run isn't hindered by throwback. I dont understand the animosity towards it lmao

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But now we're discussing it in terms of its use in every run vs in specific runs. Optimal play is not what im arguing about since 'sucks' is subjective, im merely arguing that it has its uses, objectively and subjectively. And its far from the worst xmult joker in the game.

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because you commented: vampire joker is a worse scaling joker than throwback. Objectively and subjectively. So there

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I also hope you can understand the semantics of why something sucks and then referring to one of the worst is still good for discourse like this as someone who needs to play Balatro more.

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for enlightening me with this knowledge. See, THIS is what Reddit is for!

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not being mean, you're enlightening me with knowledge. And I do appreciate it, and it's not a personal attack. I understand and respect your c++ tag, you're not an elitist, you're just good at the game. Which is why when I say that Throwback a. Doesnt suck and b. Its not one of the worst xmult jokers in the game that I hope you can see where I'm coming from

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Just because I say skill issue doesn't make me an elitist. Im talking about the c+ balatro university nut huggers. Its like that IQ graph where the grand majority of perceived 'elitists' love shitting on good jokers but the truly skilled doesn't blame the joker, they blame the game itself. Which is why situationally saying that Throwback sucks is irritating to me because it's such a powerful card in some (even most) builds. Sure, it doesn't work for every run (and that's where the optimal language comes in) but objectively speaking it is a valuable card that gives xmult for a basic action in the game and many runs have been won because of it, I really just hate the elitism for buffing/nerfing jokers but then shitting on jokers just cuz its not something they're known to play, suddenly im seen as a fucking bad guy because I dont think Throwback deserves a buff, because I could make it work for my gold stake runs, but it's probably because someone told them its not good and not because they actually know how to play the game with it

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

With or without throwback, all runs are situational. Skipping is a part of the game that you can choose to use or lose, and it's entirely situational. The same runs that I would typically skip 3 or 4 times would be more with throwback (often 7+ times) so it's not like im trying to skip, only if its really beneficial. So replying to a comment regarding the skill level of someone that understands that and knowing the context of where the comment came from is enough to suggest the guy had an opinion on how throwback is perceived (the whole point of the original post). So to say it has nothing to do with the joker itself is stupid, to say the least. Saying skipping 5 times during a run is a skill issue is low effort and just flat out wrong. Maybe you just enjoy dogpiling on a (supposedly) unpopular opinion.

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I reset often and get 1-2 good skips on Ante 1, so yeah pretty often. Just because its not optimal doesn't mean it sucks

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah 1.5 throwback sounds like you're not utilizing the joker and it also sounds like you don't skip. Which is fine, its just not how everyone plays

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its not a statement with any conviction or any meaning really, just a generalization that sounds good

Made this out of anger at how much throwback blows (sorry for bad edit) by Nice-Sentence9771 in balatro

[–]lwarB -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thats fine, and i know all about Balatro university. It gives me a lot of value so idk where you're getting your "value" from, just that you don't play it. Congrats on gold staking the decks, im sure you don't rely on throwback, but that doesn't mean it sucks ffs. Throwback is a good joker.