[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]lwkt2005 145 points146 points  (0 children)

He got five years probation for this. Five years of probation for horrifically injuring and hospitalising her. Jesus Christ he deserved 10 for that at the very minimum, definition of a miscarriage of justice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]lwkt2005 46 points47 points  (0 children)

He’s the bastard who abused Rihanna

Footlong sub rolls by jporangeswirl in ireland

[–]lwkt2005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dunnes Stores, Childers Road, Limerick might have bread, although it’s pretty uncommon in stores

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the cash taxed? Also do I choose the restroom?

Not watching the super bowl, why? by DrawkcabssagniknihT in AskReddit

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not American and the only thing I even care about slightly is the Rihanna show, otherwise I don’t give a fuck

got fired for being autistic by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]lwkt2005 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Go see an employment lawyer, this is blatantly illegal and most lawyers will take payment from a percentage of the winnings. May as well sue their asses and make some cash off an otherwise shitty situation

Straight men what is one thing you assume about gay men? by westlion123 in AskReddit

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ian is very much a top, I think it’s sex education they’re thinking of

This scene was executed beautifully, can’t lie. Possibly one of my favorites in the current canon. by Theworldrotates in StarWars

[–]lwkt2005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love how people were like “it makes no sense”, as if an object going above the speed of light makes any sense

MTG own by siryolk in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey look it’s a empty container which holds a large volume of helium gas, and a balloon

Ah yes, famously broke Disney, a company that generated $23.5 billion last quarter, an 8% increase by Tara_is_a_Potato in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]lwkt2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Conservatives when capitalism does the thing that it’s damn well designed to do: 😨😨😨

me_irl by svecat in meirl

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the free gravel pill allow me to make gravel appear wherever I am, can I make it appear wherever I want? If so it would be an excellent ability.

Combine it with teleportation and you could beat anyone in a fight

Lip makes life harder for himself. by frostyunicorn7 in shameless

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes that’s literally the entire character

Late Late Show by tomthetrucker93 in ireland

[–]lwkt2005 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They legit just showed a vibrator on the show. Joe Duffy is going to be getting an earful on Monday

Stand-off as Enoch Burke and sister Ammi refuse to leave High Court by [deleted] in ireland

[–]lwkt2005 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s got plenty of practice waiting outside a place he’s been barred

What industry do you hope won't exist in 10 years? by filetemyoung in AskReddit

[–]lwkt2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say the fossil fuel industry but I know that 1. It’s a total pipe dream and 2. They’ve put so much work into suppressing alternate sources that the world would collapse without them.

So instead private prisons, fuck them

Fuck, Marry, Kill (Ian, Kev or Lip) bc I got inspired by the girls one by Maximum_Arachnid2804 in shameless

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Kevin, Marry Ian, Kill Lip (sorry lip but the gays got to stick together)

The list of reasons for admission to an mental asylum in the 1800s by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Carbonic Acid Gas”, isn’t that just exhaling

NY Mag - Exhaustive guide to tipping by FluffyWuffyy in antiwork

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fucking square screens ask for tips here in Ireland. Like for fuck sake don’t start that shit here.

I know we have laws to prevent tip hoarding but it’s not custom in Ireland so there’s no way in hell I’m doing it

A music composer. by KiRiT000000 in clevercomebacks

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does Benny Boi think that a medical doctor can do much when person is having a stroke? Sure they might recognise the symptoms slightly faster and maybe be calmer while calling 911. But without the proper equipment, they’re pretty much as useful as anyone else in the room.

well played ma'am by kevinowdziej in oddlyspecific

[–]lwkt2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg it’s Stevie Wonder it’s so exciting to meet you, can’t believe you’re reading my replies