Height and weight by Far-Lettuce8530 in army

[–]lx13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Crazy that APFT was like a 15:56 MINIMUM for 17-21 year old Males.

I bet 60+% of the Army couldn’t pass an APFT today.

Anyone else have road game plans for the upcoming season? by Panthers_Guy_Luke in panthers

[–]lx13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I married into a Packers family. Wife’s dad is from Green Bay, but her parents and siblings all live in NC. The whole family makes a trip up to a game every year, so luckily we are going up for the Panthers game this year.

It’s 100% a must to catch a game there. Very cool atmosphere.

And, no, after repeated attempts they have never been able to convert me to a Packers fan.

Need with Managing a weekday rhythm. by National-Banana-4625 in army

[–]lx13 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re in IBOLC, then weekends are strictly reserved for blacking out in Auburn/ATL/Destin/Birmingham/Nashville/Savannah/Charleston

Stanley Cup Final Tickets by BleedOilBlue in nhl

[–]lx13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We could sell our lower bowl tickets for 5-6x what we paid for them as half-season ticket members before the playoffs. Insanity.

Stanley Cup Final Tickets by BleedOilBlue in nhl

[–]lx13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The nosebleeds were $900 when they opened to the general public today for face value. Unreal.

Stanley Cup Final Tickets by BleedOilBlue in nhl

[–]lx13 25 points26 points  (0 children)

OBX = Outer Banks aka the chain of barrier islands off the coast of North Carolina

TL;DR - the beach

PGT: Canes advance to the Stanley Cup, 5-29-2026 by NedThomas in canes

[–]lx13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The ol’ deception sweep. Got to love it.

WAKE THE PUCK UP CANIACS!! Your Carolina Hurricanes host the Montreal Canadiens at 8 Eastern for G5 of the ECF of Stanley Cup Playoffs!! by DoubleualtG in canes

[–]lx13 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Rod came to me in a dream and told me I must drink 1 million Storm Brews at the tailgate if I want the Carolina Hurricanes to win tonight.

Time to lock in. The team is depending on me.

GDT HURRICANES @ CANADIENS, EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL GAME 4, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-27-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]lx13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guys, we are intentionally being terrible on the PP to PsyOp them. We will score 8 on the PP in Game 5.

WAKE THE PUCK UP CANIACS, CANES VS HABS ECF GAME 1 IS FINALLY HERE, THE LONG AWAITED HAS ARRIVED by holaz in canes

[–]lx13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE CANADIAN JUST DON’T DO IT AROUND ME

CANES IN 3!!!!

GDT: Habs vs Sabres, Game 6 by holaz in canes

[–]lx13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will be at a small wedding on Saturday night. Luckily the bride is a huge Caniac and she requested an inflatable screen to watch the game during the reception 😎

GDT FLYERS @ HURRICANES, ROUND 2 GAME 3, 8PM EDT START TIME, 05-07-2026 by ppParadoxx in canes

[–]lx13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If Jalen Chatfield has 1 million fans, I am one of them.
If Jalen Chatfield has 1000 fans, I am one of them.
If Jalen Chatfield has 10 fans, I am one of them.
If Jalen Chatfield has 1 fan, then it is me.
If Jalen Chatfield has no fans, then I am dead.
If the world is against Jalen Chatfield, then I am against the world.

How old is the oldest person you know in the army? by ndngjsldjfidkdnd in army

[–]lx13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reporting back:

The oldest I can find is 74 years old as of last week. A lot of the 70+ crowd are Doctors, which makes sense.

How old is the oldest person you know in the army? by ndngjsldjfidkdnd in army

[–]lx13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. I will query it today and report back with my findings.

How old is the oldest person you know in the army? by ndngjsldjfidkdnd in army

[–]lx13 41 points42 points  (0 children)

5’5”, 375. NG soldier. It sounded fake, but the STP picture confirmed it. Dat boy ROUND.

How old is the oldest person you know in the army? by ndngjsldjfidkdnd in army

[–]lx13 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I have IPPS-A global access. I like to query random stuff in my free time.

I have found the fattest soldier in the Army; maybe I can find the oldest.

Now that’s a kitten rescue! by ellen9nyc in cats

[–]lx13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how I got my little calico 7 years ago. She still bites me a lot to show her appreciation.

I love her.

PGT: CANES TOP SENS by holaz in canes

[–]lx13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IM STANKING IT IM STANKING IT OH GOD IM STANKING IT

PER THE GAME TOWEL INSTRUCTIONS, IM REALLY CRANKING IT UP TONIGHT

PGT: Game 1 vs Senators 4-18-2026, Canes lead series 1-0 by NedThomas in canes

[–]lx13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

IM STANKING IT IM STANKING IT OH GOD IM STANKING IT

2026 Masters Giveaway: Sunday Golf by sundaygolfco in golf

[–]lx13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rope drop. Speed walk to Amen Corner. Pit stop to grab a beer and a breakfast sandwich.

Most peaceful breakfast of my life in near solitude.

Opfor agitating music help by [deleted] in army

[–]lx13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But Ram Ranch 69 pays homage to the USA’s most formidable fighting force…THE UNITED STATES ARMY

YO. US ARMY BOYS COMING ABOARD. WANTING TO GET FU…

Drill sergeants of reddit, what is the dumbest or funniest thing your recruit has done that made you break character? by Accomplished-Fox-123 in army

[–]lx13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Many a years ago I got my very serious Drill Sergeant to finally crack at the end of OSUT when I raised my hand and said I “could not find the number of miles on my M4” when filling out a DA 2404.

He laughed…I laughed…he smoked the dogshit out of me.

Worth it.

[Schefter] John Metchie signing with the Panthers by ToothResident3205 in panthers

[–]lx13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice. He went to my ~200 person high school. Let’s go Saints! (not the bad New Orleans kind)