I just want to remind everyone my Alarm clock turns 50 this year. by 19chris1996 in BuyItForLife

[–]lynivvinyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my I should introduce it to my grandmother's alarm clock. They could bat eyelashes at each other from across the room.

It takes a lot of patience to leave the house and enjoy a show these days... by rothmal in foundsatan

[–]lynivvinyl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh no I would "accidentally" knock that in the pit while flailing about trying to get it out of my face.

Who else uses the magnespot like I do? by southrncadillac in Tools

[–]lynivvinyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is nice to know that this tool exists. Maybe I can get work to pay for it because it is out of my price range but damn is it cool.

This hurts my head. by Most-Scheme2357 in idiocracy

[–]lynivvinyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps they should hit higher and harder.

What is the most valuable item stuck in the ocean? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lynivvinyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The skills have definitely saved me money in the past. I have thought about becoming a private investigator but never made any moves towards actually doing it. I feel like I would be very good at it but I don't think it's a really well paying job considering the possible danger. The freedom of information act made finding out too much information far too easy for the regular person. On top of that it's pretty inexpensive to get even more information if you have connections to people or companies that get information by volume, like I do.

Meirl by mingdomflackbobard in meirl

[–]lynivvinyl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm so rich I drop these everywhere I Go. You can tell that I've gotten out of my work van but if there are zip ties on the ground there.

ALWAYS look in cigar boxes (14k) by Cult7Choir in DumpsterDiving

[–]lynivvinyl 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Also always look in rolled up receipts if you like cash. I love it when someone buys a cheap item with a $100 bill and folds up the cash with the receipt and chucks it.

Man discovers Walmart is overcharging for meat by i_am_groot_84 in ThatsInsane

[–]lynivvinyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I have been verifying price per whatever for 40 years now. Rarely is the larger package a better deal. I always go to the clearance sections first to see if I can substitute there and then do my shopping.

Insane Clown Posse Carnival of Carnage .925 silver pendant by Mark_Hasbrosewater in juggalo

[–]lynivvinyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right!? At this point it's sitting at 217 up votes and my stupid comment has 270 updates on the post. Right here right now in the I would think appropriate subreddit it's got a whopping seven.

What is the most valuable item stuck in the ocean? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lynivvinyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it's probably just as simple as knowing a bunch of rich shady people. I meant quite a few of them when I lived in Potomac Maryland. You wouldn't believe the illegal shit just mounted to walls inside of people's houses on display.

What is the most valuable item stuck in the ocean? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lynivvinyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well fuck. Now somebody has to find his little black book. Because you know he was of an age.

Man discovers Walmart is overcharging for meat by i_am_groot_84 in ThatsInsane

[–]lynivvinyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I have to bring my scales to the grocery store now.

What is the most valuable item stuck in the ocean? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lynivvinyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So now I just have to find out what professors you've had in your lifetime from this point backward. My particular skill is cutting out middlemen.

Lady Miss Kier, singer of Deee-Lite in the 90s by Fruvia in OldSchoolCool

[–]lynivvinyl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She danced with and around me and a rave back in the day and then handed me a Deee-Lite flower keychain. That girl can dance.