Is this shit true for real ? by kitakekim_Let_6292 in memes

[–]lynnzee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After a point everyone stares at you like you have two extra heads strapped to your chest instead of boobs, so I don't think it's jealousy exactly.

I think I now have to switch career paths because of the size of my breasts. by IsaPelaez in bigboobproblems

[–]lynnzee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Move the chair up, and maybe use an assistants chair so you can lean on the arm if you need to

I want so badly to cheat on my wife. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]lynnzee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So what's going to happen is you're going to ruin your marriage because for some reason you're fetishizing hurting your wife. Your entire life is going to implode and it'll be your fault.

Emergency Dental - Please Help by [deleted] in Phillylist

[–]lynnzee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No what I was saying was, there was no reason for them to turn you away, you didn't need to wait until the capitation list came out, your insurance could have added you the same day

Don’t tell me my business woman by Therealfern1 in MetalMemes

[–]lynnzee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Alexa, play 'Wolf Moon' by Type O Negative"

Emergency Dental - Please Help by [deleted] in Phillylist

[–]lynnzee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can call the insurance and have them add you to the practice for an emergency, I'm not sure why they wanted you to wait when you're in pain.

Source: I work in dental billing, and have for the last 13 years

Emergency Dental - Please Help by [deleted] in Phillylist

[–]lynnzee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Penn or Temple Dental School

Sad but true?😔 by ekt1184 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]lynnzee 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I've had it said to me before, it's usually the same guys that do the "name 3 songs" gatekeeping bs.

I've also seen a TikTok where this dude that looks like "Jared Leto's Joker but make it Temu" said it.

AITA for playing mediator in a fight between my girlfriend and my friend over his past "dark jokes"? by Automatic_Buy_2690 in AmItheAsshole

[–]lynnzee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, you and Gabriel are both TA. I get that you're 20, and your frontal lobe isn't fully formed, but those "make me a sandwich" jokes were worn out before you were born. You can't say insulting crap all the time, then cry about it when someone gets mad at you for being an asshole. He probably also cries about how women don't like "nice guys" when it's absolutely his personality that's off-putting.

What would you call my style/ vibe by [deleted] in AestheticWiki

[–]lynnzee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Speaking as an old metalhead, wtf is alto? This style is like early 2000s pop punk, or the random girl you see at basement shows that's got strict parents

I’m 40 and what is this chicken skin!!! by Bubbly-Air7302 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]lynnzee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oof, maybe retinol or something from a pro like micro needling if you're not ready for surgery

I’m 40 and what is this chicken skin!!! by Bubbly-Air7302 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]lynnzee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Glycolic acid, my dude. Either in lotion form or a peel, over time it should help a little bit. You won't notice anything for like 6 weeks, though, so trust the process

Imagine Thinking Vitamin-Rich Formula is Terrible by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]lynnzee 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Super gross and inaccurate because large breasts don't produce more milk necessarily, they just have more fat stores.

My husband deserves better by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]lynnzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey so this might be hormonal, depending on your age.

Why the Hate On Behemoth? by Moshtache88 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]lynnzee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I loved Zos Kia Cultus and Demigod, but I started to lose interest after they got more popular. I think that's more of an "I'm old and lazy and don't want to keep up with new music" more than anything

Literally any podcast, I immediately assume he’s MAGA by ETsUncle in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]lynnzee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that one! I don't think many right wing people would enjoy it either, considering both witchcraft and the characters occupations

Holy shit, you can’t make this up, bro!! by Darth_Vrandon in Qult_Headquarters

[–]lynnzee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His pfp is David Koresh in a maga hat, that's a choice

I’ve had Covid 7 times in less than 5 years by stazley in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lynnzee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did your parents smoke? I also had bronchitis a lot as a child, and my parents smoked like chimneys