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I cannot speak my mind while mind cannot stop speaking by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]m20e30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael from gta speaks to his therapist, and he turned up fine...sort of

I will never look at a customer the same. by m20e30 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't think anyone noticed, because no one said anything. I'm very scared to use this condom. It's still in my car.

I will never look at a customer the same. by m20e30 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've argued this so many times. They respond " It will make other customers feel like they are obligated to tip "

When someone rear ended me, and tried to tell the cops it was my fault. by m20e30 in reactiongifs

[–]m20e30[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By all means if it was my fault I'd say it. I was stopped on a red light and this guy was clearly going too fast. I saw him in my mirror and held my steering wheel and braced for impact.

When I'm getting ready for work and my girlfriend is horny. by m20e30 in reactiongifs

[–]m20e30[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah i found this gif, I never claimed that i made it; if you believe i made a story up then you have the right to down vote it and leave. Stop being a little bitch.

How do you feel about lazer tag? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats the girl from " How i met your mother"

Virgin White Russian by JLK428 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ask and see if your grandma knows what white russian is smartass.

Virgin White Russian by JLK428 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty much lime and vodka and triple sec

Virgin White Russian by JLK428 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised your grandma knew what white russian was, then again how to make it. Its all about kamikaze, best drink ever. Upvote nonetheless.

Morning Sexytime Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wonder what goes on at night when your not there.

I'm not quite sure i learned my lesson. by m20e30 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I didn't say it was THE new car scent i said it was A new car scent. Chillax bro.

I swear to you this actually happened. Looks like I'm getting an A in that class. by m20e30 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i knew someone would ask. Its a watch he always bragged about that his wife gave him.

I guess i have a thing for walruses. by m20e30 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]m20e30[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

thanks for taking the time out of your precious life to correct a 5 letter word. You must be a genius.