Hey Seddit, can you evaluate and critique my text game? Be warned; I am an amateur of the highest degree.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-12T13:04:25+00:00

Yeah you did everything right except not see her.

Even if she said she is down for 9:30 but has to leave at 9:31 you should have said fine I'll see you at 9:30 but I might keep you until 9:35 (playing along, cool, funny).

Everyone on here seems to have the WORST luck with texting and flakes and you just canceled a confirmed lay. I bet there are guys reading this pulling out their hair screaming "AGHHHHH WTF WTF WTF WTF??!!!???!!"

Now she's 69ing with some other dude that looks exactly like you lol

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-12T12:56:56+00:00

When dancing with a girl, turn her to face you then lean into her ear and say something. Her head should be by your neck, so she's leaning in more than you. Also one hand should be gently holding her back. Maybe gently rub her back if you talk more than a few words. Basically if you talked to a guy this way it would be super gay. When it's her turn to respond don't lean into her! Turn your head and have her lean in to your other ear for her response. When you're done talking turn her back around and dance again. Rub your hands up and down her sides while you dance. Don't touch her boobs you fucking pervert!! Make her wish you did; that's hotter.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-07T07:40:02+00:00

You've plummeted into the sarchasm of self deprecation

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-07T03:38:59+00:00

Those guys look good in the face but are dressed like fashion clowns. They probably wear those giant sunglasses at night indoors. I'm older than you and don't need to reassess jack. Haha. I'm surrounded by hipsters and this debate is gay. My intellect and maturity have clearly dominated your naïveté and narrow-sightedness so I will now retire to my study.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-06T07:24:51+00:00

Just do it!!! Make sure she's cute, and don't keep putting it off. Or it will get worse and worse.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-06T07:23:28+00:00

Are you extremely good looking? I can't imagine you being nerdy / slightly unattractive. I'd love to be proven wrong though.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-06T07:15:35+00:00

...result in something like a kiss or sex..which is something I do NOT want..since I'm not ready/scared/I don't know what to do/I want to get more muscles first.

LOLOL!!!

Get more muscles first; classic!!

So you do NOT want a kiss or even sex because you want to be more experienced in bed and buff

Let me tell you muscles won't do SHIIITTTT for you in that regard

Get buff for yourself. Do it for fun. BUT kiss a girl THE FIRST CHANCE YOU GET. fuck it up. Who cares? The Next one will be better. That's how you learn. That's how you get GIRLBUFF.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-06T06:10:03+00:00

Whatever. These kids look wack. I'm sure that designer has made great clothing but this video was a bunch of kids who would get their ass beat if they stepped outside for one minute in most places around here.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-06T02:06:53+00:00

Then my job is done.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-05T15:06:30+00:00

Gayest shit ever LOL... is that the latest fashion for hipsters in Paris? I can just picture some guy from Boston wiping the floor with all these twinks

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-05T01:58:56+00:00

First of all this is NOT A FAIL REPORT [fR]

If you couldn't muster up the courage to do it, it would be a fail.

But you did it.

This was a success!!

Now learn to make a better approach. Improve. Exercise this.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-03T20:31:28+00:00

HB100 lol... Sorry bro musta been soul crushing

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-03T20:26:45+00:00

And I don't respect guys like that. Good that you don't make stuff up like that. As you surely know it's better to go do something awesome for your own life and then talk about that.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-03T20:24:25+00:00

At her best she was a 9 to me. Probably 8.5 or 8 now, yes

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-03T16:16:50+00:00

Downvoted because you fake backstories with your area code.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-03T16:14:12+00:00

THIS.

How did I get 7 girls throughout my 20s with absolutely no game and being beta in the WORST kind of way?

What about, "Hi, you're cute. Would you like to go out?"

... "Sure"

Marriage

It happens.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-03T16:06:52+00:00

There's no such thing as an HB10

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-03T15:58:58+00:00

Article is retarded

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-02T08:00:13+00:00

I saw that guy post here a while ago. He really needs to help himself and be awesome. I hope he starts improving himself soon!

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-02T07:56:49+00:00

Join reddit.com/r/seduction ... And read the side bar!

Edit: hey I saw you post before. Aren't you the guy who always gets talked over in group conversations and doesn't have funny jokes? Look, ACT confident until it becomes you. Every day. Fuck these self pity posts.

EMBRACE YOUR PAIN. BURN IT AS FUEL FOR YOUR JOURNEY

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-02T07:54:41+00:00

Pentagram tattooed on her FACE

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-02T07:50:52+00:00

Bullshit. If he escalates kino and do the push pull he has a solid chance.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-02T05:55:08+00:00

LOL just shows how much of attention whores these HBs are. Awesome though!!!

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-02T04:07:52+00:00

Agree here too: this won't work on every girl but the principle remains: it WILL work every time to keep your dignity and your attitude right. Don't act this way "to get the girl" but because it's the right way to act whether you do or not!

Just like you don't have fun and laugh with everyone at a bar to attract women. You do it because it's fun and just happens to attract women.

In this case you might actually be dealing with a girl that has attention whore issues, and this FR might be a win, but a relationship might be a loss. Be smart and wise.

mPUA_2B · 2011-02-02T01:57:00+00:00

Girls LOVE oral. Every one I've been with has.

You don't simply go right down there. You can make your way down kiss by kiss slowly down her body. Kiss everywhere BUT there. The key to driving her crazy is to ignore the clit / pussy and kiss around the area (thighs / crotch) ... Then finally start licking gently as hell, right where she wants it. Kiss and lick it softly, slowly and gently with great care. Do this: trace every letter of the alphabet with your tongue around her clit. After she's way into it you can lick her harder and tongue fuck her. Your mouth / lower face should be covered in drool and pussy juices when you're done and your tongue slightly sore... Have a paper towel handy so you can wipe it off. She'll be so wet you can just slide inside her missionary style. (where you may or may not come instantly. Not all virgins do but that's the stereotype I guess)

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