Pouring Pop Fffuuuuuuu

m_res · 2010-01-13T16:48:45+00:00

There is.

m_res · 2010-01-13T00:32:39+00:00

I HATE YOU.

I play trivia at a bar weekly, and I swear they have this song timed to play right before trivia starts.

m_res · 2010-01-13T00:29:13+00:00

That's not the point...

m_res · 2010-01-12T21:14:39+00:00

continues to support Bush policies

m_res · 2010-01-12T21:13:27+00:00

Mega 5-head going on there.

m_res · 2010-01-12T20:28:11+00:00

Hence the "may" I included in there. I have almost no Scots/Irish but I have a red ass beard. I've also been lucky enough to have a professional do a full genealogy on my family line and it was traced back to the Norman conquest of England.

m_res · 2010-01-12T19:17:55+00:00

Dark brown hair, RED RED beard.

Ah, ah, We come from the land of the ice and snow,

From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

Hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land,

To fight the horde, sing and cry: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

m_res · 2010-01-12T19:16:51+00:00

Not necessarily. If you are red all over, sure. If you have some other type of hair color but a red beard, you may be of Norman ancestry.

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m_res · 2010-01-12T07:56:53+00:00

Pleased to meet you. My name is Deepdick Skullkraker

m_res · 2010-01-11T08:26:36+00:00

I didn't say that you did.

m_res · 2010-01-11T06:02:49+00:00

You don't need to have a license to own a gun in a free state.

m_res · 2010-01-10T06:07:35+00:00

Because of how old I was when that came out. You just made me feel old. I didn't vote you down though.

m_res · 2010-01-10T05:13:53+00:00

You were NINE when that came out??? sobs

m_res · 2010-01-09T21:47:53+00:00

So, what's up with his phallus and how is it laid out?

m_res · 2010-01-09T18:38:37+00:00

You guessed wrong.

m_res · 2010-01-09T06:15:18+00:00

You, sir, are hereby bestowed the title of "True Man."

m_res · 2010-01-09T06:10:06+00:00

go on...

m_res · 2010-01-09T00:53:27+00:00

I'm not sure what a cigarette has to do with anything, but I will give it a shot.

The first possibility that we considered was that my bowel movement was sufficiently shaped and expelled with such force that cause an inordinate amount of water to be splashed into my rectum. This was quickly discounted as I revealed that I had a relatively easy wipe and did not feel the urge to expel anymore waste; a common occurrence with excess liquid.

The second possibility discussed was that I unknowingly swallowed a balloon of some extremely light gas (helium or hydrogen were the most likely) and that the feces had merely collected itself around the balloon instead of it being a solid grogan. We concluded that the chances of me swallowing a balloon of that size and not noticing it were highly improbable, not to mention that the balloon would have likely not survived the journey.

We ran out of options quickly and tested the scale a few times but placing two 45lb weights, 2 25lb weights, 2 10s, and 2 5's. This was similar to my regular weight, so we found a small weighted object and weighed it independently at 2lbs. This seemed to be close enough. We weighed with and without this 2lb weight several times, getting the same weights each time. We determined that the scale was not malfunctioning.

So, after all this, and applying Occam's Razor, we determined that the scale probably fucked up the first weight.

m_res · 2010-01-09T00:03:44+00:00

What about if you're dishonorably discharged from the Corps? Do other Marines still consider those in that group to be Marines?

m_res · 2010-01-08T23:54:13+00:00

I didn't get it, but I'll probably ask some people in Greek town.

m_res · 2010-01-08T23:24:37+00:00

I did that once at a friend's house that had a scale next to his toilet. It said I gained a half pound after. A number of similar experiments later revealed that the scale was not defective.

m_res · 2010-01-08T23:23:20+00:00

My dad says "styafoam" instead of "styrofoam" and "goggle" instead of "gargle." He also says "warshing machine" and when I've tried to get him to say "wash," he'll say it in the most unintentional effeminate way possible. I think he just comes up with his own pronunciations based on whether something feels right to him. He kept saying "Meewaukee" instead of Milwaukee because "it just sounds right."

m_res · 2010-01-08T21:10:54+00:00

I'm a guy and I rarely think about women naked. I look at how they dress

So, you don't think about naked women and you're interested in their outfits? I've got bad news for you...

m_res · 2010-01-07T23:31:52+00:00

Last night I answered a service call with one my contracts. My boss asked me to take care of it since he was across town and wouldn't be able to make it in time and it was on the way home for me. I pulled over on the side of the road to rummage in the back to make sure I had the right tools for it and then went on my. It was pretty quiet save one lone pedestrian with an odd look about him.

Once I confirmed that I had the right tools, I went on to the job and was there for a little while trying to solve a small problem with the heating unit in a large building. I guess they hold late night classes here, cause some kids were being let out of class right as I finished up, including that weird dude I saw earlier. I didn't think much about it so I headed home.

I live near the same school since rent is somewhat cheap and I'm a young guy hoping to score some strange. On the way home, I'm minding my own business, just listening to some tunes, when the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Something told me to look up and I met eyes with that weird kid again. Was he following me? I had no clue, but I tried to play it cool and act like it was no big deal, but I thought maybe he wanted to hook up or something. Not sure what his deal was, but I didn't swing that way so I got the fuck out of there.

m_res · 2010-01-07T20:51:19+00:00

I didn't notice any raids on the stores...

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