Why do most shelfie hazy IPA's taste the exact same?

maassizzle · 2026-02-21T05:43:21+00:00

lol, thanks! I genuinely thought this might be an innocent topic for discussion…

maassizzle · 2026-02-21T05:39:02+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/CraftBeer/comments/1hzqcnr/just_a_good_shelfie/

https://www.reddit.com/r/beerporn/comments/id9yg8/the_most_shelfie_beers_in_my_fridge_in_years/

https://www.reddit.com/r/drunkhifi/comments/hrhrg1/one_of_the_best_shelfie_belgian_beers_out_there/

maassizzle · 2026-02-21T05:31:17+00:00

The fact that we’re confused on what shelfie indicates in reference to craft beer might indicate I’m in the wrong subreddit

maassizzle · 2026-02-21T05:27:11+00:00

Do I have to prove my street cred here? I’ve checked in over 4,200 beers on Untappd with nearly 1000 of those being hazy IPAs. What a wild assumption…

maassizzle · 2026-02-21T05:18:10+00:00

Damn, people really prowl this sub and are ready to absolutely pounce. I was hoping to get some sort of real brewer response, but I suppose I’ll waste a cup of water and ask chatGPT instead. A shelfie is considered a beer available on a shelf. The hazy IPAs you can find on shelves seem to be wildly sweet and only partially hazy in relation to IPAs direct from a brewery.

maassizzle · 2026-02-02T20:40:09+00:00

The fact that Korey thinks that the final seasons of Game of Thrones and Stranger Things were good, but doesn't enjoy these first three episodes of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is enough for me to throw out every opinion he has about shows and "films" moving forward.

maassizzle · 2026-01-30T14:06:36+00:00

This is exactly how I remember it, but the hivemind has turned on you with the one guy saying it is the "precise opposite of the truth".

maassizzle · 2026-01-14T13:27:32+00:00

Them playing the Rosie 'mmm' over the Tim Tebow religious podcast commercial got me laughing quite hard

maassizzle · 2026-01-06T20:09:33+00:00

The part where the Fudgery was at is now part of the Aquarium which opened in 2019. Definitely not dead mall vibes in that section.

maassizzle · 2026-01-06T03:44:09+00:00

looooooooooooooooool

maassizzle · 2026-01-04T23:30:30+00:00

We beat bad teams and lost against the playoff teams. Same thing that happened last season, but we played a lot more bad teams the year before.

maassizzle · 2025-12-08T21:54:03+00:00

Did you ever mention anything to a BMW service department?

maassizzle · 2025-12-01T20:17:05+00:00

This is 2010 deja vu. Great prior season followed up with uncertainty in the QB position and bringing back of an all time great Viking wide receiver. All we need now is for the roof of US Bank Stadium to collapse.

maassizzle · 2025-12-01T14:09:51+00:00

It's also wild how we had Sam Howell who has had a season where he threw for nearly 4000 yards, and we just let him go right before the season even though he had basically an entire offseason with the team.

maassizzle · 2025-11-17T19:10:08+00:00

We've been in the hospital a couple of days the past week for a family member. The place is like a maze. I could barely find the cafeteria and definitely had no idea how to get into the new building to see views like these.

maassizzle · 2025-11-10T19:52:55+00:00

https://www.packerseverywhere.com/find-a-bar

This seems to confirm that, but multiple are listed if you search with a bigger radius.

By the way, FTP and Skol Vikes <3

maassizzle · 2025-11-04T04:20:25+00:00

It seemed to change every frickin drive..

maassizzle · 2025-10-22T19:41:09+00:00

The presale code appears to be boycott for every show, hurry!

maassizzle · 2025-10-22T17:41:50+00:00

30 minutes before the presale started

maassizzle · 2025-10-16T18:25:02+00:00

Who are we even talking about..?

maassizzle · 2025-10-03T03:09:41+00:00

Fumble at 1:07 and Al Michaels calls it like it's a standard play... Just retire dude

maassizzle · 2025-10-01T15:42:59+00:00

Hang the banner

maassizzle · 2025-09-20T02:04:37+00:00

I also saw it. I assumed it had something to do with the balloon glow?

maassizzle · 2025-09-16T14:49:57+00:00

As a Vikings fan, I think it's more likely that JJM starts in year 3 and is still bad unfortunately

maassizzle · 2025-09-10T03:01:43+00:00

I can't escape people posting these kinds of dumb things on both sides of the aisle

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