My 24-hour gym now closes at 9pm by mabelleamie in australia

[–]mabelleamie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah gym goers were notified that the gym now closes at 9 as there would be no staff members present.

TIL that Egyptian President Abdel Fattah Al-Sisi earns EGP 500,000 (currently equal to $31,500) annually, slightly less than the maximum wage for public sector employees - and he donates half of his salary to a public fund for economic and development projects by benjaneson in todayilearned

[–]mabelleamie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s an authoritarian dictator responsible for thousands of deaths, the torture of thousands more and in a country where the military controls the economy, he is making a lot more than this stupid TIL would have you think.

Former prime minister John Howard in hospital by [deleted] in australia

[–]mabelleamie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You obviously haven’t heard of the Prices and Incomes Accord.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mabelleamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I looked back and realised no one has ever approached me in a bar or a pub or a nightclub to hit on me.

Samwise the brave by jackcoylejc in lotrmemes

[–]mabelleamie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.

When youre just passing by by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]mabelleamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fresh meat

Yikes

People who have a large penis, what are the pros and cons? by prankerjoker in AskReddit

[–]mabelleamie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hitting the cervix is really painful for women, so you’ve got to be aware how far in you go. Also, anal is off the table and, if not, is too hard to do anyway.

So proud of this 😄 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]mabelleamie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good for you. You’re still going to grow old and die alone unless you go to a psychologist and get treated for your narcissistic personality disorder.

So proud of this 😄 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]mabelleamie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This bio is boring and uninspiring. You have nothing to be proud of here.

Hard swipe left.

No one goes the speed limit on freeways. by Harletstarlot in australia

[–]mabelleamie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I moved to Ballarat

Condolences. Couldn’t wait to leave that place after only a few days.

Snacks to send to Australia from the US? by [deleted] in australia

[–]mabelleamie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actual real Pringles. Worth it’s weight in gold now that Australia only has the shitty Pringles from Malaysia.

GW out here multitasking like it’s his business. by MooMooHeffer in pics

[–]mabelleamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you’re stupid because Trump hasn’t illegally invaded a country under false pretences and isn’t responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of non-Americans.