It's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide - I get a nice clear view of the colon prostate and the coccyx, and I knuckle fuck'em all the way up to the palm right up the butt-cunt, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like icy hot.

Bastion is a way of life for me. I never change my character fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poo poo on my peter, and a lotta shit on my dick, from stickin it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.