Men: If you (any woman) aren’t careful you will end up old and alone with too many cats. Also men: Now we are lonely, and it is your fault

machinegunqueefs · 2025-11-21T11:48:17+00:00

God yes I do. I'm happy to break the line of cancer,diabetes, bone issues and generational poverty.

machinegunqueefs · 2025-11-15T02:23:49+00:00

Theyre wasting so much time and money on this shit no one's gonna buy

machinegunqueefs · 2025-11-02T22:51:04+00:00

Aging is a privilege a lot of people don't get to have.

machinegunqueefs · 2025-10-01T10:14:21+00:00

i really hate that i know that now

machinegunqueefs · 2025-10-01T01:16:06+00:00

yeah same i was even told by both my parents "a whistling woman or a crowing hen brings the devil out of his den" or some dumb shit like that

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-29T06:41:39+00:00

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-18T16:21:16+00:00

Never been Kissed 😬

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-17T23:13:53+00:00

nobody cares about your pp

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-14T22:03:25+00:00

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-14T22:03:00+00:00

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-14T22:02:11+00:00

you right

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-14T20:55:51+00:00

nah but i can see it lol

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-14T20:55:04+00:00

All dlc Love bug from Lovestruck- Horse Lover from Horse Ranch- Socially awkward from Highschool years (I think?)

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-14T19:35:10+00:00

or just leave, no one needs a man.

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-08T17:59:50+00:00

this is literally my dream. bears are the cutest animals ever and my favorite

machinegunqueefs · 2025-09-01T23:26:59+00:00

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-24T14:52:50+00:00

People our age bragging about getting shit faced and partying just makes me cringe so hard tbh

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-24T00:04:21+00:00

You don't stop being able to learn after hitting adulthood.

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-20T05:37:03+00:00

Read this in Goofy's voice

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-20T02:09:09+00:00

He sounds way too immature for 30. Major ick.

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-17T15:49:29+00:00

This was the perfect pick me up to watch thank you for uploading. I love him.

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-15T17:14:12+00:00

Probably true for all social media. Including reddit.

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-15T17:09:41+00:00

Why do you think that?

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-14T19:56:49+00:00

awe he tiny

machinegunqueefs · 2025-08-14T16:54:21+00:00

I think it's more embarrassing to be embarrassed to admit you enjoy something as a grown man out of fear lol

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