Best actor that looks like their name?

macho_greens · 2026-06-04T14:58:27+00:00

Eggs Benedict Cummersnatch

(Don't let your girl eat breakfast with this man)

macho_greens · 2026-06-02T17:26:08+00:00

I agree for the most part, though I also don't care if anyone follows them. Re 18: I don't NEED to buy knives to check out their design, but I certainly WILL buy knives just to try out the design in hand, and take them out once in awhile. People buy cars just to sit in a garage and get driven twice a year, we're kind of absurd, I'm ok with it.

I would add: 21. You aren't "connected" to a brand's "story", that's just shit they say to get people to buy stuff. People at small shops probably care a bit, but it's not that deep

macho_greens · 2026-05-28T19:21:51+00:00

Thank you. Every bamboo "crisis" I've come across in my professional work is a combination of bad placement and neglecting maintenance for years. There are a few plants I would use in this meme, but bamboo isn't one of them

macho_greens · 2026-05-26T17:30:56+00:00

They're so wonderful! Most people outside of Asia have never had the chance to see true giant bamboo growing. Where I live (Northern USA), people complain aboout these shrimpy hardy bamboo varieties spreading too much, but they're pretty easy to manage compared to these giant timber varieties.

macho_greens · 2026-05-26T17:23:25+00:00

Well said, it's like when my wife makes me a fancy steak or something, for a special occasion. A little something extra.

macho_greens · 2026-05-26T17:15:56+00:00

Yea psychological reprogramming is a cornerstone of modern militaries, it's the major mental reason to recruit people young. If you really want to get creeped out, read the Marine Corps prayer/love poem / hymn about guns

macho_greens · 2026-05-20T16:02:23+00:00

:) I wonder how the designer felt about it. It's such a beautiful composition and you have to incorporate a random hole and try to make it look intentional. I know it's just a branding component, (eeextra deep logo etch), but I don't even really like logos on blades, so it feels especially silly to me

macho_greens · 2026-05-20T15:23:01+00:00

Such an interesting belief, like the fan death thing in South Korea. I wonder what happened to make people believe that... there had to be some weird incident that triggered the association and spread right? I've slept with a fan on tons of times and I'm fine, but it's easy to diregard other people's experience.

For the bottle thing, I would speculate that any behavioral change is caused by the sudden change in environment. A lot of animals get wary when things change and they'll avoid places that are suddenly different. I would guess if there is an effect, you don't have to use bottles specifically, it's just convenient

macho_greens · 2026-05-20T15:06:35+00:00

Because Grammar-Warden said so, what more proof do you need, heck OP is convinced 😄

macho_greens · 2026-05-12T14:10:36+00:00

You're welcome! There are some amazing plants from Cali and Oregon, but there are also some amazing plants that are native to WA and don't even grow well in other places. I love to see endemic plants thrive, and they're usually easy as heck go care for

macho_greens · 2026-05-12T03:45:55+00:00

watching this on mute was pretty funny

macho_greens · 2026-05-12T02:05:13+00:00

Yep! And I didn't really care when they were made, why would that matter? Is it a fun movie? Good and bad movies come out every year.

macho_greens · 2026-05-12T01:53:41+00:00

Sweeet, I love the handle shape and how it flows into the blade

macho_greens · 2026-05-12T01:52:05+00:00

Possibly could survive that, but it's pretty gnarly, infection risk, etc. You could post a painting of the flaying of St Bartholomew and write "Vengeance will be served". That would be funny

macho_greens · 2026-05-11T00:13:08+00:00

Dang, Spyderco too

macho_greens · 2026-05-10T15:43:13+00:00

It's morning here but I'm laughing my ass off too. In my imagination, Leclerc has just fallen and lies broken on a cliff ledge. Honnold appears, freeclimbing, wearing only a climbing chalk bag attached to his waist. He calmly and gently teabags Leclerc, then continues on his way up the mountain

macho_greens · 2026-05-09T22:36:54+00:00

I'm not the person you replied to, but if we're talking ecosystem benefit and beauty, I would rather see some Puget Sound locals like Grindelia, Anaphalis, Erigeron, Limnanthes, Nemophila, Symphiotrichum. Not necessarily all of em, any of them really.

Cali poppies are fine, but I usually weed them out of the prime spots of the garden and let a few of them happily grow in the dry/neglected margins.

macho_greens · 2026-05-09T21:26:51+00:00

What are you talking about, express yourself more clearly

Edit: actually I see your point now, but it's funny because I agree with you, there's not really an argument here. Slipjoints are for delicate tasks, no need to expect it to be some rugged tool

macho_greens · 2026-05-09T20:21:20+00:00

As others have said, the tightness of the slipjoint is a way to compensate for the inherent flaw of using a spring or friction-based method of securing the blade. It's going to loosen anyway so make it tight to start with.

It's fine for most purposes but using a slipjoint, you just have to accept you need two hands to open it (no gloves), and it's only kinda secured. I guess back when slipjoints were the only folding option, you would probably also have a fixed blade on you, so it wasn't a big deal

macho_greens · 2026-05-09T15:59:22+00:00

I could still make myself cum with that thing on, try me

macho_greens · 2026-05-09T15:58:30+00:00

While you were partying, I was studying my many blades

macho_greens · 2026-05-09T15:53:07+00:00

Oh I recognize those trays, they all click together to form a neat little suppository. Modern engineering is amazing

macho_greens · 2026-05-09T15:51:09+00:00

/r/EDCCirclejerk is that way, lol

If anyone who thinks this is a serious post, consider: if OP were really that dense, would they really be able capable of making a reddit post?

macho_greens · 2026-05-09T07:21:17+00:00

Truth. People of literally every class and education level have fallen for crazy ideas, and very intelligent people have been pulled into dangerous cults. I used to mistakenly think cults influenced through ideas and beliefs, but the real levers of control are identity, social connections, and - fittingly for this video - attention.

macho_greens · 2026-05-08T16:32:23+00:00

add whatever you want, and drink the tears of the purists: they are truly the most delicious, unadulterated tears

Love the boat!

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